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@guattari2600.bsky.social
games data analyst and writer. ex-academia leftist. pet count: 1 cat, 2 chinchillas. i peaked in LA. streaming notifs at https://bsky.app/profile/helloitsmouse.bsky.social
im exorcising it by just clipping the part where you can watch jt go from the most wooden movement you've ever seen into a burst of frenetic movement. i can't stop looking at it
November 21, 2025 at 7:45 AM
im exorcising it by just clipping the part where you can watch jt go from the most wooden movement you've ever seen into a burst of frenetic movement. i can't stop looking at it
sorry i really dont mean to dredge something up from the past and i dont want to make anybody feel bad, but what were they doing here? what were the choreographers instructions on this one
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 AM
sorry i really dont mean to dredge something up from the past and i dont want to make anybody feel bad, but what were they doing here? what were the choreographers instructions on this one
it is my small joy every christmas to just go way too ham on wrapping stuff fancy
November 20, 2025 at 9:11 PM
it is my small joy every christmas to just go way too ham on wrapping stuff fancy
we got heat today for the first time in weeks but he won’t let that stop him
November 6, 2025 at 6:11 AM
we got heat today for the first time in weeks but he won’t let that stop him
possibly the last time we’ll ever have a democratic vote in this country. thank god they put a cute pittsburgh joke on the sticker to immortalize this moment
November 4, 2025 at 7:59 PM
possibly the last time we’ll ever have a democratic vote in this country. thank god they put a cute pittsburgh joke on the sticker to immortalize this moment
gildy’s foot was on the mend and then he got the wheel back for 1 day and immediately cut it open again, wheel banished till christmas. he’s so excited to have daily foot baths once more and definitely not plotting my demise
October 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
gildy’s foot was on the mend and then he got the wheel back for 1 day and immediately cut it open again, wheel banished till christmas. he’s so excited to have daily foot baths once more and definitely not plotting my demise
PSA: yesterday i discovered that Smelling Salts: For Gym Men, Strong Ones, We Swear is an entire cottage industry with powerful branding
October 23, 2025 at 2:17 PM
PSA: yesterday i discovered that Smelling Salts: For Gym Men, Strong Ones, We Swear is an entire cottage industry with powerful branding
i don't normally post stream stuff here, but next wednesday & friday me and some pals will be streaming for a good cause (@gamersoutreach.org) and would love to see folks hang out / give a little if they are able! ty for the awesome poster by @phantomskadi.bsky.social :)
October 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
i don't normally post stream stuff here, but next wednesday & friday me and some pals will be streaming for a good cause (@gamersoutreach.org) and would love to see folks hang out / give a little if they are able! ty for the awesome poster by @phantomskadi.bsky.social :)
btw the one you screencapped and this one i genuinely thought it was a jumpscare video
October 15, 2025 at 9:33 AM
btw the one you screencapped and this one i genuinely thought it was a jumpscare video
i have, to be clear, an amount of hair so obscene it looks like it has to be extensions. no idea why i am doing this
October 12, 2025 at 8:49 PM
i have, to be clear, an amount of hair so obscene it looks like it has to be extensions. no idea why i am doing this
i believe i can be happy and fulfilled with one more year of hair growth (abt down to my finger) let’s see if i can make it, it currently takes 9 hours for my hair to air dry
October 12, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i believe i can be happy and fulfilled with one more year of hair growth (abt down to my finger) let’s see if i can make it, it currently takes 9 hours for my hair to air dry
36 million gil well spent
October 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM
36 million gil well spent
today woulda been lucas’s birthday. miss you little man
October 10, 2025 at 7:34 AM
today woulda been lucas’s birthday. miss you little man
chinchilla chomp asmr
October 5, 2025 at 4:52 AM
chinchilla chomp asmr
thinking of branching out into rodent influencer
October 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
thinking of branching out into rodent influencer
And when i say “pieces of art” i mean what the fuck (this is from maraschinoahx on twitter/insta)
September 30, 2025 at 4:10 AM
And when i say “pieces of art” i mean what the fuck (this is from maraschinoahx on twitter/insta)
someone on discord said he stands like a t. rex
September 29, 2025 at 3:24 AM
someone on discord said he stands like a t. rex
life has been a lot more exciting since banishment from The Wheel turned 2-3x a week out of the cage play time into Daily Chinchilla Bathroom Hour
September 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
life has been a lot more exciting since banishment from The Wheel turned 2-3x a week out of the cage play time into Daily Chinchilla Bathroom Hour
here is a creature in these trying times
September 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
here is a creature in these trying times
send thoughts and prayers to gildy, who won't stop biting at his hurt foot and making it bleed so now he gets a cone and a new exotics vet to see if we can get a better management plan. notably the first time in my life i've sought a second medical opinion
September 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
send thoughts and prayers to gildy, who won't stop biting at his hurt foot and making it bleed so now he gets a cone and a new exotics vet to see if we can get a better management plan. notably the first time in my life i've sought a second medical opinion
name the album with this cover
September 21, 2025 at 6:14 PM
name the album with this cover
i offer you a chinchilla in these trying times
September 21, 2025 at 3:25 PM
i offer you a chinchilla in these trying times
if you don’t care about hair and you want some different low stakes drama to laugh at (my favorite cope in times of political strife), check out this person who’s really angry that someone else thought a cloud was cool
September 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
if you don’t care about hair and you want some different low stakes drama to laugh at (my favorite cope in times of political strife), check out this person who’s really angry that someone else thought a cloud was cool
gildy has vet this week too but he was very kind about it and didn’t give me a puncture wound
September 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
gildy has vet this week too but he was very kind about it and didn’t give me a puncture wound