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It’s over 9 inches!!!!!
..of sausage.
..of sausage.
November 18, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s over 9 inches!!!!!
..of sausage.
..of sausage.
That… that’s… unbelievable. Like seriously. How did Tiny Johnson vote yes? Or was he a NV?
I guess this is really “well fuck me if I vote no” level of this timeline. This raises it by 0.00001% from the worst timeline.
I guess this is really “well fuck me if I vote no” level of this timeline. This raises it by 0.00001% from the worst timeline.
November 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
That… that’s… unbelievable. Like seriously. How did Tiny Johnson vote yes? Or was he a NV?
I guess this is really “well fuck me if I vote no” level of this timeline. This raises it by 0.00001% from the worst timeline.
I guess this is really “well fuck me if I vote no” level of this timeline. This raises it by 0.00001% from the worst timeline.
You mean like the 4” of snow we got last week when they predicted minimal? 🤪
(Ok. That’s not that uncommon.)
(Ok. That’s not that uncommon.)
November 18, 2025 at 12:48 PM
You mean like the 4” of snow we got last week when they predicted minimal? 🤪
(Ok. That’s not that uncommon.)
(Ok. That’s not that uncommon.)
Oh. I so thought that was the Onion. Fuck this timeline.
November 17, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Oh. I so thought that was the Onion. Fuck this timeline.
Which is why it was so funny just how quickly they pulled out that WalMart one the other day.
November 17, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Which is why it was so funny just how quickly they pulled out that WalMart one the other day.
I think “sharp, pointy object” sums it up.
November 17, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I think “sharp, pointy object” sums it up.
Are those vegetarian sodium strips?
November 17, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Are those vegetarian sodium strips?
The same that has happened to Netanyahu and Putin. Nothing.
ICC doesn’t have the power to enforce their indictments. Netanyahu traveled to an ICC state earlier this year, for the first time since his warrant, and nothing. They *could* have turned him, but no.
ICC doesn’t have the power to enforce their indictments. Netanyahu traveled to an ICC state earlier this year, for the first time since his warrant, and nothing. They *could* have turned him, but no.
November 14, 2025 at 11:03 PM
The same that has happened to Netanyahu and Putin. Nothing.
ICC doesn’t have the power to enforce their indictments. Netanyahu traveled to an ICC state earlier this year, for the first time since his warrant, and nothing. They *could* have turned him, but no.
ICC doesn’t have the power to enforce their indictments. Netanyahu traveled to an ICC state earlier this year, for the first time since his warrant, and nothing. They *could* have turned him, but no.
Bizarro World in we aren’t.
November 14, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Bizarro World in we aren’t.
He gets “work from home” privileges!
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
He gets “work from home” privileges!
In the end: all for nothing. Just so we can repeat this in February.
I’m joking. Schumer will convince the Senate to eat whatever steaming pile they get offered. For the third time in a year. And act like the “well they did promise” meant something.
I’m joking. Schumer will convince the Senate to eat whatever steaming pile they get offered. For the third time in a year. And act like the “well they did promise” meant something.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 AM
In the end: all for nothing. Just so we can repeat this in February.
I’m joking. Schumer will convince the Senate to eat whatever steaming pile they get offered. For the third time in a year. And act like the “well they did promise” meant something.
I’m joking. Schumer will convince the Senate to eat whatever steaming pile they get offered. For the third time in a year. And act like the “well they did promise” meant something.
One more, one more. One more hour to go
I wanna be elated
Epstein files, trump oh
I wanna be elated
I wanna be elated
Epstein files, trump oh
I wanna be elated
November 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
One more, one more. One more hour to go
I wanna be elated
Epstein files, trump oh
I wanna be elated
I wanna be elated
Epstein files, trump oh
I wanna be elated
Play? But he doesn’t do that. He shares that data with his son. 🤭
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Play? But he doesn’t do that. He shares that data with his son. 🤭
This response is fucking horrible.
Tim Kaine on backlash he's getting: "I got the first good night's sleep last night that I've gotten since Oct 1, b/c I wasn't worried about being able to look Capitol Police in the eye when I walked in, or what a furloughed fed worker would say to me at church, or what somebody would say about SNAP"
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 PM
This response is fucking horrible.
Ok. Ok. Fantasy comic with barbarian chicks and their waifish side boys.
November 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Ok. Ok. Fantasy comic with barbarian chicks and their waifish side boys.
You don’t know me! The ‘20s vanity in my make-up room is great for panoramic views.
November 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You don’t know me! The ‘20s vanity in my make-up room is great for panoramic views.
Musk’s kids might. Some are already dead to him.
November 10, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Musk’s kids might. Some are already dead to him.
2 are already retiring and the others have 4 more years. They are all “insulated.”
November 10, 2025 at 3:16 PM
2 are already retiring and the others have 4 more years. They are all “insulated.”
Two have already stated their retirement. Durbin was going to be primaried, and he went “welp I’m checked out.”
The others do not run again until ‘28. Fetterman will be primaried, because seriously PA? The best options were Fetterman and Oz?
The others do not run again until ‘28. Fetterman will be primaried, because seriously PA? The best options were Fetterman and Oz?
November 10, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Two have already stated their retirement. Durbin was going to be primaried, and he went “welp I’m checked out.”
The others do not run again until ‘28. Fetterman will be primaried, because seriously PA? The best options were Fetterman and Oz?
The others do not run again until ‘28. Fetterman will be primaried, because seriously PA? The best options were Fetterman and Oz?
It was Oz or Fetterman.
PA. You can do better than that. The starting line was already a tripwire.
PA. You can do better than that. The starting line was already a tripwire.
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 PM
It was Oz or Fetterman.
PA. You can do better than that. The starting line was already a tripwire.
PA. You can do better than that. The starting line was already a tripwire.
How unethical does he have to be to rescind his medical license? Or did he just let it lapse when Columbia cut ties?
November 10, 2025 at 2:33 PM
How unethical does he have to be to rescind his medical license? Or did he just let it lapse when Columbia cut ties?
I woke up to a winter wonderland. It’s still Fall! Trees still have green leaves… a few do… but they haven’t fallen.
November 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I woke up to a winter wonderland. It’s still Fall! Trees still have green leaves… a few do… but they haven’t fallen.
I wish streaming services had a random episode option for series. There are a lot of shows that are self contained stories, and you do not necessarily want to watch them in order again. And if you get that rare “to be continued” then just select the next episode.
Didn’t they try movie roulette?
Didn’t they try movie roulette?
November 10, 2025 at 2:28 PM
I wish streaming services had a random episode option for series. There are a lot of shows that are self contained stories, and you do not necessarily want to watch them in order again. And if you get that rare “to be continued” then just select the next episode.
Didn’t they try movie roulette?
Didn’t they try movie roulette?