"I can’t take the steps anymore. Haven’t since I was 17. My life’s become very two-dimensional, and I do miss the top deck of a bus, or the view from an upper storey."

“I saved up enough money to get out of the city. I just wanted to get out. Woke up one morning and thought, there has to be something better. I don’t think I’ve ever walked on grass. Or seen the sea.”

⏰ It's the final week to see one of our Recommended Shows:

🔹 OTHERLAND at The Almeida Theatre

🎭 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

💬 “This is a jaunty and compassionate production”

📖 thespyinthestalls.com/2025/02/otherland

🎟️ almeida.co.uk

📷 Marc Brenner

@almeida.co.uk

📣 REVIEW | PUNK OFF! at the Dominion Theatre as part of UK Tour

🎭 ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐

💬 “the energy of Ged Graham’s production is infectious”

📖 thespyinthestalls.com/2025/03/punk-off

📷 Stephen Niblett

#⃣ #RecommendedShow

@chloenelkin.bsky.social @dominiontheatre.bsky.social

📣 REVIEW | THE HABITS at Hampstead Theatre

🎭 🌟🌟🌟🌟🌟

💬 “high and low stakes all come together into a funny – and moving – confection”

📖 thespyinthestalls.com/2025/03/the-habits

📷 Genevieve Girling

#⃣ #RecommendedShow #TheHabits

🎭 “Norman did me a favour. He would hate to hear that.”

20 years after her Gimlet debut, Bella Morgan reflects on the role that made her—and the betrayal that almost broke her.

🖋️ Another intriguing tale from Guardian City 🎩

guardiancity.co.uk/bella-morgan...

📞 A chilling call. A vanished man. A hit play. A body found years later. Was it a ghostly tragedy or the ultimate hoax? The mystery of The Trumpet Call just took a dark new turn… 👀

🖋️ Another intriguing tale from Guardian City 🎩

guardiancity.co.uk/a-phone-a-pl...

The Kebab Wars of Guardian City are heating up! 🥙 Rival families have turned their turf wars into Skewer Duels – and it’s not pretty. 🗡️

🖋️Another intriguing tale from Guardian City 🎩

​​https://guardiancity.co.uk/inside-the-kebab-wars-as-rival-families-duel-over-precious-turf/

A legendary knot that binds lovers - if tied. And breaks them apart - if undone. Louise Reefe has spent decades searching for the Lover’s Turn. Could it be real? 🪢

Another curious story from Guardian City.

guardiancity.co.uk/the-elusive-...

🔦 Tonight, Elliot Vance holds vigil outside the Health Dept., demanding recognition for Spontaneous Venous Resonance Syndrome. No officials. Few supporters. Just a man, a candle, and a tuning fork.

guardiancity.co.uk/eliot-vance-...

A dermatologist known for curing scaly skin mysteriously vanishes. A pregnant python. Are the two events connected?🦎👀 Read another tale from Guardian City

guardiancity.co.uk/the-doctor-t...

🚂📢 “Boiled beef for tea?” The rise of the Piccolo has turned Guardian City’s trains into a battleground of noise vs. peace.

Are we losing the last bastion of travel serenity? Or is this just the price of progress? 🤔

guardiancity.co.uk/piccolo-fire...

Would you risk life & limb for a 7-course meal? Welcome to The Lost Eyrie, where dining is an adrenaline-soaked challenge. 🕰️

guardiancity.co.uk/i-survived-d...

Can a street name cause chaos? In Guardian City, Wisteria Drive has become ground zero for magical myths, attracting everyone from robed pilgrims 🔮 to street signs souvenir hunters 👿.

😠 Residents are finally petitioned for change. Read the latest.

guardiancity.co.uk/wisteria-hys...

It’s 2025 in London but 1875 in Guardian City. Why? Discover 5 fascinating facts about how Guardian City marks time:

guardiancity.co.uk/5-fascinatin...

Where else can you greet the New Year with cannon fire, trapeze acts, and golden sparks? Guardian City has it all! 🎆 Find your spot:

guardiancity.co.uk/5-places-to-...

🌌 Beneath the Thames lies a secret that bridges two worlds: mudge, the rare substance connecting London & Guardian City. 🎩 From Newton’s experiments to modern-day time distortion tech, discover the mystery of mudge in this fascinating story! ⬇️

guardiancity.co.uk/unlocking-th...