Gregory T Cushman
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Gregory T Cushman
@guanoguy.bsky.social
Global environmental historian; Pacific World & Andean ethnohistorian; historian of climate & environmental sciences; scholar of all things foul and ugly, all creatures short and squat--at the University of Arizona
New disease alert! The gods of irony were working overtime when they created a potentially deadly allergy to Texas BBQ caused by the Lone Star tick. The Evil Eye of Texas is upon you.
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
Letting the war hawks have it
November 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Since you asked:
September 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
ChatGPT is judgy about Witch & Wombat!
September 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
ChatGPT has thoughts!
September 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
The lavatory is crap
September 6, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The joker in me is inclined to respond "Stop with the lattes and avocado toast," but I'll presume you asked this in good faith. Here's one trick that has always been a foundation stone for my environmental history research--I analyze others' paleoscience datasets to answer different questions.
June 2, 2025 at 1:45 PM
"We missed our work cubicle so much during covid, we made a home office cubicle. That £ is where the £££ are made."
May 29, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Someone took a weird bite out of the bread. Maybe lower the hood?
May 29, 2025 at 4:29 AM
If you've heard of the Great Acceleration, here's a view of its current endgame
April 30, 2025 at 5:34 PM
hahahahahaha
April 28, 2025 at 12:41 AM
April 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
I am the Lorax. I speak for the guano birds #envhist
April 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Some might say I wrote a seminal book on the history of #guano, to which I answer "Wooo!"
December 14, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Here is how the special issue editors describe our contribution. The whole AHR issue is packed with insights, including into the history of the Resilience concept itself!
December 7, 2024 at 2:07 AM
Now that the elation of publishing in the AHR has faded slightly, it's time to complain. They messed up ALL of the orthography of Rapanui names and words by using a regular rather than a rotated apostrophe ('okina) for the glottal stop. Proofs were correct! 😑
December 6, 2024 at 11:37 PM
My favorite part our Easter Is AHR article is this partial reconstruction of the Rapanui Chronicle of Years. Nga'ara hosted elaborate tellings of Rapanui history using lists recorded on wooden tablets using rongorongo script before he died from TB following the Year of The Cough (1861-62). #envhist
December 6, 2024 at 9:28 PM
AHR cover, with b&w illustration of palm trunk
December 6, 2024 at 3:25 AM
December 6, 2024 at 3:24 AM
ECOCIDE IS OFFICIALLY DEAD!!! The latest issue of the American Historical Review includes our massive article on Easter Island. It's part of a special issue on Histories of Resilience, with several articles focused on environmental history, Indigenous peoples, and the Global South. #envhist #histsci
December 6, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Guanorific bike rack at the University of Kansas' Prairie Acre (PARC). I still believe the EnvStudies students did this in honor of me before I left. #guano
December 4, 2024 at 8:35 PM
Today in my Fb feed I have had news of fake AI book reviews in academic journals, fake AI bots attending Zoom office hours (at Harvard!), and of course the usual fake AI pictures, ads, and posts. Now I'm going to grade some fake AI student papers. The Industrial Revolution was shitty, too, I hear.
December 3, 2024 at 10:12 PM
December 1, 2024 at 4:03 AM
I BELONG IN A MUSEUM
November 23, 2024 at 10:25 PM
This #anthroposcene continually crackles and the needle waggles, as the geiger counter counts off the radiation emitted by this uranium-glazed plate, slowly but inexorably mutating the genetic material in this emu egg.
November 23, 2024 at 9:29 PM