Two roads diverted in a wood, and I took the one more battered…

My first ever sewing creation - lumpy, holey, poorly fitted, but doing its job of keeping this pathetically shivering terrier warm. Soft Londoner!

Since when did all branding get reduced to “meaningless verb + meaningless adjective”? Jaguar appears to have abandoned its heritage and is now urging drivers to… live vivid and delete ordinary? What’s wrong with an adverb all of a sudden?

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The new Newburgh Xmas light is here! This majestic goose joins the legendary reinduck, festive salmon, wonky angel and one-eyed Rudolf of global fame!

Unfortunately, this is just how autistic me has conversations at parties. Tends to lead to excellent conversations and avoids me having to pretend that I know what most people's jobs actually are.

I shall start Bluesky as I mean to go on - here is a picture of Onion having the right idea on Monday morning.