Dear little 8 pound baby Jesus, so adorable, can’t even walk or talk yet, please let the Blue Jays win the World Series, so Trump is faced with the dilemma of inviting a Canadian team to the White House.
October 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Dear little 8 pound baby Jesus, so adorable, can’t even walk or talk yet, please let the Blue Jays win the World Series, so Trump is faced with the dilemma of inviting a Canadian team to the White House.
The political party supported by millions of evangelical “Christians” is willing to shut off food assistance to hungry Americans because they claim they are mad about immigrants receiving healthcare. Jesus wept.
October 28, 2025 at 7:22 PM
The political party supported by millions of evangelical “Christians” is willing to shut off food assistance to hungry Americans because they claim they are mad about immigrants receiving healthcare. Jesus wept.
Trump got rid of the East wing, which contained a movie theater. Bill Clinton once called it one of the best perks of the job. But Trump doesn’t consume art of any type, whether films, music, literature. But a ballroom, where his ego can be stroked by sycophantic guests, that’s more his speed.
October 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Trump got rid of the East wing, which contained a movie theater. Bill Clinton once called it one of the best perks of the job. But Trump doesn’t consume art of any type, whether films, music, literature. But a ballroom, where his ego can be stroked by sycophantic guests, that’s more his speed.
Really hoping to see a commercial during the World Series in which Orion Kerkering walks into a room holding a six pack of Bud Light, tosses a beer to a friend sitting on the couch, it goes wide, smashes through a window, & clonks José Canseco in the head.
October 23, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Really hoping to see a commercial during the World Series in which Orion Kerkering walks into a room holding a six pack of Bud Light, tosses a beer to a friend sitting on the couch, it goes wide, smashes through a window, & clonks José Canseco in the head.
Are they letting Shohei Ohtani‘s interpreter watch the World Series from prison?
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Are they letting Shohei Ohtani‘s interpreter watch the World Series from prison?
Coming in 2028… Book your wedding, graduation party, quinceañera or bat mitzvah at the The Donald Trump Memorial Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom.
October 23, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Coming in 2028… Book your wedding, graduation party, quinceañera or bat mitzvah at the The Donald Trump Memorial Jeffrey Epstein Ballroom.
Just set up some pumpkins on the porch, drank some apple cider and ate a slice of pumpkin pie. I Am Become Fall.
October 10, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just set up some pumpkins on the porch, drank some apple cider and ate a slice of pumpkin pie. I Am Become Fall.
A remake of war of the worlds, but at the end, the aliens are not killed by the common cold germ, but by Tylenol.
September 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
A remake of war of the worlds, but at the end, the aliens are not killed by the common cold germ, but by Tylenol.
Roughly a decade ago, Drumpf descended on a golden staircase to announce his run for the presidency. Now an escalator at the UN refuses to take him up. Is God trying to tell us something?
September 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Roughly a decade ago, Drumpf descended on a golden staircase to announce his run for the presidency. Now an escalator at the UN refuses to take him up. Is God trying to tell us something?
Have health insurance premiums already started rising in Florida?
September 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Have health insurance premiums already started rising in Florida?
Showed up at the maternity ward this morning with balloons and noise makers and congratulatory greetings, but I was turned away by security. Turns out Labor Day is about something else.
September 1, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Showed up at the maternity ward this morning with balloons and noise makers and congratulatory greetings, but I was turned away by security. Turns out Labor Day is about something else.
The faux outrage regarding the Cracker Barrel logo reminds me of the time Dan Jr wrote a book called “Triggered” about how the left are so easily upset by silly things and have to portray themselves as victims.
August 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
The faux outrage regarding the Cracker Barrel logo reminds me of the time Dan Jr wrote a book called “Triggered” about how the left are so easily upset by silly things and have to portray themselves as victims.
Here’s that pic of a hot dog balloon stuck in the rafters above aisle 11 that you asked for.
August 22, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Here’s that pic of a hot dog balloon stuck in the rafters above aisle 11 that you asked for.
For over a decade, various Christian influencers and spiritual advisors have surrounded him. And yet none of them took the time to properly explain salvation or the gospel to this poor lost soul? They are all false prophets and wolves in sheep’s clothing.
August 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
For over a decade, various Christian influencers and spiritual advisors have surrounded him. And yet none of them took the time to properly explain salvation or the gospel to this poor lost soul? They are all false prophets and wolves in sheep’s clothing.
Trump’s comments on how salvation works (you just have to do enough good deeds to balance the scales of the universe) is hilarious. It shows he has no grasp of the gospel. It shows he’s not a Christian. And never has been.
August 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Trump’s comments on how salvation works (you just have to do enough good deeds to balance the scales of the universe) is hilarious. It shows he has no grasp of the gospel. It shows he’s not a Christian. And never has been.
Sure, some farmers will make less profit because they couldn’t claim all of their crops due to labor shortages from the immigration crackdown, but with less workers, they will have less payroll to make so in the end, it’s all a wash.
August 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Sure, some farmers will make less profit because they couldn’t claim all of their crops due to labor shortages from the immigration crackdown, but with less workers, they will have less payroll to make so in the end, it’s all a wash.
I miss Robin Williams and Harlan Ellison and Ozzy Osbourne.
August 2, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I miss Robin Williams and Harlan Ellison and Ozzy Osbourne.
Were you born in the late 1900s? Do you want to hear some music you haven’t heard in 20 or 30 years? Go to the grocery store! Or WalMart! They’re playing our songs! We are old! Participate in capitalism as we march inexorably to the grave! #old #music #imminentdeath
July 26, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Were you born in the late 1900s? Do you want to hear some music you haven’t heard in 20 or 30 years? Go to the grocery store! Or WalMart! They’re playing our songs! We are old! Participate in capitalism as we march inexorably to the grave! #old #music #imminentdeath
Poor Drumpf. He has to face an actual real health issue this time. Unlike the bone spurs and the ear injury.
July 23, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Poor Drumpf. He has to face an actual real health issue this time. Unlike the bone spurs and the ear injury.
Listening to “Mama, I’m coming Home” and feeling sad.
July 22, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Listening to “Mama, I’m coming Home” and feeling sad.
Not too worried about Mr Colbert. He’ll land on his feet. Probably get hired somewhere else and then end up continuing doing what he’s been doing in some other capacity. Probably go on to to win an Emmy or two. In any case, he will most definitely outlive Drumpf.
July 19, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Not too worried about Mr Colbert. He’ll land on his feet. Probably get hired somewhere else and then end up continuing doing what he’s been doing in some other capacity. Probably go on to to win an Emmy or two. In any case, he will most definitely outlive Drumpf.
Biden created the Epstein files but he used autopen so it doesn’t count.
July 17, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Biden created the Epstein files but he used autopen so it doesn’t count.
Michael Tait is wishing the Trump administration could make his list of victims disappear as well.
July 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Michael Tait is wishing the Trump administration could make his list of victims disappear as well.
Donald’s got his own Tonton Macoute.
June 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Donald’s got his own Tonton Macoute.