UA 217: —seventeen now going around … [LOUD NOISE/END TRANSMISSION]

TOWER: —now we're one dot, many dots, what a beautiful
screen …

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UA 217: —United two-seventeen now requesting—

TOWER: —and right there is my airport on my screen with my dot, which I'm entitled to, the Donald Trump dot, is right there next to your dot, moving closer, on the screen, my beautiful screen, but don't worry, it's my dot—

UA 217: —Tower requesting—

TOWER: —so beautiful, my airport, which, the runways, beautiful runways, are shaped like a "T", and many people say, sir, you should put a gold T-shaped fence around your T-shaped airport because it's named after you—

TOWER: —such a beautiful screen, so sharp, I see your blip, your dot, heading right toward the Delta Trump dot, you know "Delta" should be "Donald," D for
Donald … It's the Donald Trump dot, from now on, I have the power to say that, complete authority, because it's my airport, named after me—

TOWER: —and he knows better than anybody, except, you know, me, of course I know more about screens than he does, because I know—

UA 217: [EXPLETIVES]/[UNINTELLIGIBLE]

TOWER: —oh, there's a T, right there, on my beautiful screen, flight D–T something. I have the
best screen, I had the best screen guy go out and find the
most amazing—

UA 217: —United two—

TOWER: —say we should use "Trump" in the alpha, uh, the A-B-Cs, like instead of "Alpha Tango" we say—

UA 217: —two-seventeen request clear to land twenty-nine—

TOWER: —beautiful, so beautiful. "Alpha Trump." "Alpha Trump." So perf—

UA 217: —requesting two-niner right, United two-seven—

UA 217: —two seventeen, request clear to land runway twenty-ni—

{CROSSTALK/UNINTELLIGIBLE}

TOWER: —really sounds nice. I have a nice name. Many people say that, in fact. They say, sir, your name is—

UA 217: Trump Tower, two-seventeen, say again? Request clear to land two nine righ—