Everyone who ever said "I'd like to be the meat in that sandwich" has finally gotten their wish.

Not trans? Huh. It's almost like I've been lied to about who the pervs are, isn't it? #FDT

However, saying that Cheeto is killing "all the right people" sort of negates the whole "Hitler sucks" part of statement, right?

FFS. That is depressing.

I was rooting for The Brewers, but a World Series without Ohtani just seems wrong.

King Donny the Dull