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gently squeezed platypus
@gsplatypus.bsky.social
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disability stuff, autism stuff, queer stuff, nerd stuff? I forget things 🌈 (no I'm serious)

I post a lot of random crap, it's okay to unfollow me

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The berenstain bears universe, right?
Marge and Lisa Simpson in the alternate universe where donuts fall from the sky. hmm, It's raining again.
December 3, 2025 at 3:27 AM
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Wait it's better with the quotation marks
Flanders and Maude from the hurricane Simpsons episode. BUT WE CAN'T BLAME YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS.
December 3, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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When I learned that impact is more important than intent I *panicked* because intent is all I've ever had
Flanders and Maude from the hurricane Simpsons episode. BUT WE CAN'T BLAME YOU BECAUSE YOU HAVE GOOD INTENTIONS.
December 3, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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Yeah! Especially PT/OT. For years I couldn't afford so much as my own wrist brace or any such thing.

Although my favorite example is the PT who suggested I get my hands on $7000 for this lol (not a hint of sarcasm)
It looks like a dentist chair leaning back with an armature holding a computer monitor and work area
December 3, 2025 at 12:08 AM
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www.etsy.com/listing/1423...
3d printed palm sized isopod on Etsy for $18
December 1, 2025 at 4:38 AM
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Simpsons screenshot, Yahoo serious festival. I know those words, but that sign makes no sense.
November 26, 2025 at 1:01 AM
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I have come to the conclusion that my phone thinks Taylor Swift and Karlie are the twin towers.
A search for 9/11 brings up one picture, of two tall models dressed in silver. Images of The twin towers next to it, they're not actually that dissimilar.
November 15, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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Mob psycho plushie pillow $20. The rectangle of the pillow is his head. As a rectangle.
November 15, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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WebMD. How Does it Work? By definition, the Eiffel Tower can only be accomplished with three or more people. This means that you will have to have a conversation with your partner prior to doing this sex position. Once all parties have confirmed that they are willing and able participants, you can begin planning how to set up the Eiffel Tower.
November 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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www.etsy.com/listing/1192...
Yeehaw Wormie Great Friend
4-inch tall pink worm made from yarn with a smiley face and a hat. $5 on Etsy.
November 13, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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www.etsy.com/listing/1504...
Thanks for the suggestion, Etsy
a big gold colored ring that says shmuck in all caps
November 13, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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My collection is growing if you want to help out 🌈
What is your gender? Please select one. Male. Female. I have no plans to purchase a new vehicle. Checkboxes. I am. Lesbian Bisexual Pansexual Demisexual Asexual Heterosexual Gay Queer Option 9 Other. Web form saying. What is your current gender identity? Mal. Femal. Transgender Mal. Transgender Femal. Not completely ma or femal. Other Don't want to answe. Do you think of yourself as. Straight or heterosexu. Lesbian or ga. Bisexu. Other. Don't. Don't want to answe. Shopping category labeled, gender, with checkboxes. Unisex. Women. Boys. Girls. Men. Stainless steel.
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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"All net proceeds will go to the Envision Freedom Fund"
joepera.merchtable.com/apparel/cube...
T-shirt with ice cube tray that says, cubes for my boys. on the front, and the words Joe pera on the back
November 7, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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This old paperwork from the SSA is so sad and so funny, fuck
There have not been any other changes in. I do not expect these arrangements to ch. Remarks: I STILL LIVE ALONE. I STILL LIVE ALONE.
November 6, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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Hi, here is the proof I finally did an outside for a bit. It was nice out. I am lucky today.

I can't believe crossing the street in a power chair is a thing I have to prepare for and recover from, but. PLANTS AND SUN. 🌈
A red fall tree against the blue sky An orange fall tree against the blue sky A ton of little yellow flowers
November 2, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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my brain's response to this information
Middle-aged grandpa Simpson pointing during the "it'll happen to you" flashback. (Getting old.)
November 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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I dunno whose this is but here have a good dog
October 26, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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My brain every time someone says Craig T. Nelson
Crow T robot from MST3K
October 24, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Simpsons screenshot of the gay Republican meeting where the pink elephant balloon floats in through the window and one of them says, a little on the nose, don't you think?
October 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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Damn okay
Kylie Jenner, $999,000. Olivia Rodrigo, $1,500,000 +. Sabrina Carpenter, $3 million+.
October 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
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Jackie Chan the most expensive person on the list by a long fucking shot, dude absolutely does not want to do your event
Malcolm McDowell | $250,000+ Gerard Depardieu | $250,000+ Matt Bomer | $300,000+ Steve Carell | $320,000+ Jackie Chan | $999,999+
October 14, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Something about this just seems like shade and I think it's very funny

Also who the fuck is hiring Jared Leto. Well. I mean, you know.

www.celebritytalent.net/sampletalent...
Budget Ranges Examples. Lower Cost Names: $5000 to $25,000+ (e.g. Reeve Carney, Tia Mowry, Jonathan Groff, Mario Lopez, Aisha Tyler). Medium Level Names: $30K-100k+ (e.g. Lucy Hale, Kevin Smith, America Ferrera, Benedict Cumberbatch, Leah Remini, Shia Labeouf). Higher Cost Names: $125K-$500K+ (e.g. Ashton Kutcher, Ryan Reynolds, Anna Kendrick, Jared Leto, Hugh Jackman)
October 14, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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I FORGOT I've been saving this to show to you for months 💀

I think the line was something like, "Tick, it's Venus"
Screenshot from the cartoon The tick. Arthur and The tick are talking. The auto captioning says, lovely tick tick oh hi Arthur Dick dicks penis. Season 2 episode 3, armless but not harmless.
October 14, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Auto captioning: half useful, half frustrating, half hilarious.
Travis Kelce with the captioning saying, can't wait to spend the rest of my life with him
October 14, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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lol
A shirt for sale saying, I am the guitarist your mother warned you about.
October 11, 2025 at 2:42 AM