I would love to see NOPD directing traffic at my neighborhood school. These stupid parents are going to run over a child one day. Ticket/towing revenue for my street alone could help close the city budget gap.

Also interested in the answers. When it’s my turn to cook, I always get a turducken from Gourmet Butcher Block. Zero prep, easy cooking instructions, and no bones to carve around.

Me, too! I’ve probably saved more than the scammers would have stolen.

Still can’t stand the music my parents listened to and I’m pushing retirement age. Also not a fan of the music my adult children prefer. Isn’t this the correct order of things?

It was sweet of them to call it a “justice center.”

My CFO doesn’t believe in rounding so I spend an inordinate amount of time accounting for pennies. 🤦🏼‍♀️

I know what a yellow blinking light means, but I also know that no one else does. I also don’t trust that the light going the other way is set correctly. 🤷🏼‍♀️

I have the name of an excellent couples counselor if you are interested.

A random tomato plant popped up in my front yard. (Very little grass due to plumbing work.)

An older woman sitting next to me at the theatre had 2 phones that she could not keep her hands off of. It was distracting, but at least on dark mode. I didn’t say anything because it appeared to be compulsive & may have been the only way she could sit through a performance.

Saw you in the FQ this morning. Impressive!! 💜💚💛

My abacus doesn’t count that high.

All the other old diseases are making a comeback--why not consumption? #RexComus