Effing A Cotton, effing A.

I ask because I can only hear ringing in one ear now because the guy next to me fired up his car and peeled out of the handicap space.

She KNEW me!

The AWESOME NEWS about our dumbass VP is that he'll either suffocate when Trump dies because JD has his head shoved so far up Donald's arse...

Or...

JD will declare a month of mourning, paid, and we can dance and celebrate for a month!

Either way, we win!

Thomas Thomas Thomas

Sadly, this isn't surprising.

Post that on Lie Social, they effing hate logic, intelligence, and reason.

Brilliant!

Smelling the glue is the absolute best.

Nope. You left off that stupid song that ends with "in the new old fashion way".

Jingle Bell Rock is it?

In Australia, the good guys just sneak up and tackle the bad guys, no guns needed. At one point, another fella started throwing rocks. Goodonya mate!

Btw, the good guy, Muslim, preventing more people, including those of the Jewish religion, from being harmed.

In America, we'd just report him.

Yes there is a war. I wished a sales person Merry Christmas yesterday, and a V22 Osprey appeared and blew up the store and arrested me.

Then sit oddly by and watch him and the Confederacy of the Dunces fuck over not just America but the world.

I am so very happy to be on the other side of Donald Dumbass, he of failing mental facilities, the world's dumbest person. If this type of thought become illegal under our dick tater, fine, sobeit.

If rather be in jail for standing up to this clown (no disrespect for the evil clown Pennywise)...

Somebody had to be it.

I love her so much. She is so stupid it's entertaining.

Folks, it's all cute and funny right up until the moment it's not. We lost our three rescue princesses this year over a food fight. They are lovable pets right up until the moment their DNA recalls "Oh yeah, I come from wild animals" and then it's horrid.

You forgot racist, as in "TRUMP IS A DUMBASS AND A RACIST PIECE OF EXCREMENT! IF YOU SUPPORT HIM, YOU ARE TOO!"

I threw in the excrement part for flavor.

Remember kids, there are lies, damn lies, and statistics. Nate was doing well until we crossed the Gullibility Event Horizon. Now we elect presidents based on stupidity, which is incredibly hard to predict.