Greg Sands
@gsands.bsky.social
Retired expat Californian in NJ. Dodger fan, self-proclaimed funny old dude. I’m sort of like a Jedi, but not a cool Jedi.
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All I want today is for a Marilyn Monroe imitator to sing Happy Birthday Mr. President w updated words, @randyrainbow.bsky.social Shd be easy, so many words rhyme w Ice.
June 14, 2025 at 9:15 PM
All I want today is for a Marilyn Monroe imitator to sing Happy Birthday Mr. President w updated words, @randyrainbow.bsky.social Shd be easy, so many words rhyme w Ice.
Just about ready to go!
March 27, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Just about ready to go!
“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.” ~ John F. Kennedy
“You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out.” ~ Donald J. Trump
“You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out.” ~ Donald J. Trump
February 28, 2025 at 11:03 PM
“Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe to assure the survival and the success of liberty.” ~ John F. Kennedy
“You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out.” ~ Donald J. Trump
“You’re either going to make a deal or we’re out.” ~ Donald J. Trump
Man, it isn’t so much that Marmalade has restarted the dumpster fire that Biden put out, it’s that Musk bought him a bigger dumpster to light.
February 28, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Man, it isn’t so much that Marmalade has restarted the dumpster fire that Biden put out, it’s that Musk bought him a bigger dumpster to light.
Just wanted to do a little math for all those red hats who are waiting get their $5000 in DOGE Dollars, saved by all of the waste that Leon has allegedly found:
Current estimated population of the US: 340,110,988,
Times $5000 per,
= $1,700,554,940,000 (that is $1.7 TRILLION and change)
Current estimated population of the US: 340,110,988,
Times $5000 per,
= $1,700,554,940,000 (that is $1.7 TRILLION and change)
February 24, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Just wanted to do a little math for all those red hats who are waiting get their $5000 in DOGE Dollars, saved by all of the waste that Leon has allegedly found:
Current estimated population of the US: 340,110,988,
Times $5000 per,
= $1,700,554,940,000 (that is $1.7 TRILLION and change)
Current estimated population of the US: 340,110,988,
Times $5000 per,
= $1,700,554,940,000 (that is $1.7 TRILLION and change)
Texas seems like a great idea.
President Trump has met Binyamin Netanyahu, the Israeli prime minister, at the White House. Trump suggests Gazans should be moved to a new ‘piece of land’ ⬇️
Trump says Gazans should be relocated to new ‘piece of land’ — live
www.thetimes.com
February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Texas seems like a great idea.
My theory on all the drone sightings in New Jersey: They’re working out the choreography so that, on the evening of January 19th, they’ll all join together in the skies to spell out “TRUMP.” And that will mark the end of civilization as we know it.
December 14, 2024 at 3:16 PM
My theory on all the drone sightings in New Jersey: They’re working out the choreography so that, on the evening of January 19th, they’ll all join together in the skies to spell out “TRUMP.” And that will mark the end of civilization as we know it.
Shorter version, my ass! The full version is absolute GOLD, and this is a beautiful, tear-inducing love-letter to a great performer.
Dick Van Dyke is the focus of Coldplay’s latest music video, “All My Love.” In a clip, Van Dyke sings, dances barefoot and offers meditations on aging, family and love.
A shorter version of the video will be released on December 13 on Van Dyke’s 99th birthday.
A shorter version of the video will be released on December 13 on Van Dyke’s 99th birthday.
Dick Van Dyke, Approaching 99, Dances in Coldplay’s Latest Video
In the clip, which was filmed in October, Van Dyke sings, dances barefoot and offers meditations on aging, family and love.
www.nytimes.com
December 9, 2024 at 7:59 PM
Shorter version, my ass! The full version is absolute GOLD, and this is a beautiful, tear-inducing love-letter to a great performer.
Matt Gaetz withdrew early. <INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE>
November 21, 2024 at 5:37 PM
Matt Gaetz withdrew early. <INSERT PUNCHLINE HERE>
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I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”
...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.
...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.
November 18, 2024 at 6:15 AM
I will never understand how a billionaire, the richest man on Earth, spent millions to buy an election for ANOTHER billionaire, and told us that his policies would cause all of us non-billionaires “temporary hardship...”
...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.
...and the public didn't tell BOTH OF THEM to fuck off.
Thanks. I use a moisturizer.
November 18, 2024 at 3:16 AM
Thanks. I use a moisturizer.
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It’s funny as hell that MAGA followed us over here in an attempt to troll.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
November 18, 2024 at 2:34 AM
It’s funny as hell that MAGA followed us over here in an attempt to troll.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
Nope. I’ll engage with you dumb mfs at the bad place when I feel like it.
I’m insta-blocking over here.
Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on.
Release the Geatz report
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
Release the Geatz report
Pass it on.
Pass it on.
November 16, 2024 at 4:44 PM
Release the Gaetz report. Pass it on.
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Be a shame to repost and amplify everywhere.
October 29, 2024 at 1:16 AM
Be a shame to repost and amplify everywhere.
Damn. Wonder which half I’m in?
Posts are called skeets and half of the straight white men have been killed. Otherwise it's been pretty chill.
November 13, 2024 at 3:01 PM
Damn. Wonder which half I’m in?
Let’s see what rabbit hole I can fall into in THIS social media.
November 12, 2024 at 3:46 PM
Let’s see what rabbit hole I can fall into in THIS social media.