So $8.6 million per day every day for 144 years? No matter how you frame this, it's just staggering.

Manger - Cookie Lavagetto

Bench - Buddy Bell, Coco Crisp, Candy Maldonado, Bo Jackson

Bullpen - Neftali Feliz, Dave Frost, Dave Jolly

Oh, So close! - Johan Santa-na, Bobby Gri(n)ch, Kelly Shop-pach, Kevin Stock(ing)er, Whit Merri-field, Wally Joy-ner, Tom (Gingerbread) House

This would have been a good deal for any team thinking its window is open right now -- Arizona, Baltimore, Detroit, Minnesota, Kansas City, San Diego.

If you see this, post Jason Mendoza's favorite knight.

I can't help but wonder how much more impactful this message might have been if it were delivered in front of a bunch of coffee cans & cereal boxes piled up in the parking lot of a private golf course.