A simple solution is to send him to the gallows or the axeman. That's what people did back in the day when the King fell out of favor with the people.

I remember an '80s scary movie (with Demi Moore?) where Heaven runs out of souls, and the babies born after that are evil monsters. That's JD... a soulless rotting meat bag.

It already is. We tried it with Star Wars, and it didn't work. It does not scale to the size of the threat. My feeling is he's paying off his friends with government contracts with no intention of ever delivering a working system.

Saving God? WTF does that actually mean? Does that not contradict their definition of God? Why are these people so dumb?

So sad. What does it say about us, when we worship leaders who have no souls.

When did the onion start publishing true stories? 😂😂😂

PUT HIS ASS IN JAIL! He does not get to decide what is legal and what is not.

Great piece Tom. Terrifying, and this is fiction. We currently have an administration that is incompetent and incapable of leading. The guy running the DoD won’t even listen to his most experienced officers. Where does that leave us?

This is “boys will be boys” shit all over again. You grow up JD! This is not acceptable behavior!

Mike, Christian Nationalism, racism, and authoritarianism are not foundational truths of this republic. Have you even read the fucking U.S. Constitution?

Hey Marco, if being thankful that Charlie Kirk is no longer grooming kids is considered “celebrating” then I double dare you to come get me, you clown.