I'd try more regular style adopts. I don't think the kind of people looking for adopts will prefer the Mobian style.

Cute and cuddly with eyes that stare into your soul.

The plush envy is genuine.

What's the difference between ASL and Signed Exact English?

Congratulations! I hear all it takes is 4 more card punches and he'll become King of All Furries!

I'm sure the bullies are very grateful you volunteered as a substitute for their tetherball practice.

Hmm... how about a Gargomon getting his undies twisted into a spider web by a bigger Digimon?

POV: Darius with a newspaper trying to teach his son that angel-murder is bad.