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Hjoln / Ulvind
@gryphjoln.bsky.social
(pronounced /çjoln/)

FR/EN posts | 29 - He/Him - Ace
@osufr.live / MKU admin

Shelf stocker and Switch golf speedrun connoisseur, also enjoys some kusoge/bakage & indie platformers from time to time.
We all know that protogens love phishing
November 25, 2025 at 5:54 PM
It's nice to have some scenery changes once in a while
November 18, 2025 at 11:12 AM
hm. Knew something was in that water.

It's #Storktober ! Time to get that beak clappin'.

(pfp by @becdegaz.hoof.place )
October 1, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Nuit Nanarland ce soir :>
September 20, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Chocobo on a plane, where will he go
July 2, 2025 at 9:06 AM
If you're ever wondering if YouTube's auto-translate feature is still bad, just look at the translated title of this French video about the sprinter Gout Gout.
It will never not be funny to me.
June 26, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Joyeux anniversaire! :>

en vrai un zozio en mode canard en plastique ça fait ton sur ton
April 1, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Let's face it, it was about time I got one for myself.

Thanks to @umbreonoctie.bsky.social for the badge! Still a pleasure :>

#NFC25
February 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
To the suiter that came up to me earlier, I'm sorry I was so awkward, not really thinking straight at 1am. I swear I'll be able to hold a conversation next time we come across each other 😭

Signed, the guy with the Starset jacket

(pic attached, if anyone knows the suiter please lmk)

#NFC2025
February 21, 2025 at 12:16 AM
ayyy nice finally a time I'm satisfied with :)
I stumbled a few times, I think sub-2:45 is doable but beyond that I just don't know %>
November 23, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Okay so on a whim I was browsing itchio to look for games I could play, and I came across this gem by @jdm0079.bsky.social.

Yep. I'm going to speedrun this.

jdmgames.itch.io/parallel-pro... <- if you want to give it a try, it's a nice quick platform-puzzler. :>
November 20, 2023 at 3:40 PM