Mangos....masquerading as lemons?

The Ugly Fish is the true embodiment of Christmas joy. Bask in it's glory.

This fish was the bane of my aunt's existence, but the absolute focal point of my childhood Christmas dreams.

I rescued the fish permanently when I moved out. It's now displayed in the most outward, prominent branch on my tree. It appears behind me in all my work video calls.

When I was given the task of decorating the tree, I fell in love. Nothing could compare to the ugly fish. My aunt would place it on the back of the tree, but I'd move it to the front. If it disappeared one year, I'd clock that shit immediately and ask for it.

I'm pretty sure this was acquired somewhere in the last 1950s or the early 1960s. My aunt always hated the fish, but my grandmother insisted on keeping it, along with this old WWII plane that was made of a similar plastic and painted with a similar gray paint.

This is like a mango glamour portrait. So shiny and well lit.

His tail is so FLOOFY. 🥹

That's a terrible name. What'd Ami ever do to you?

The superior Mangifera indica...

I don't think they're supposed to be red. Nor is there supposed to be more than 2.

Get that checked.

Don't tango with me.

Doesn't this belong on insta-graham?

I can't believe you'd post such a scandalous picture of yourself on the internet!🥭

I made an account just for this.