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Jeff Bezos announcing that he's marrying his next wife, Lauren Sanchez, in a lavish $600m ceremony. They live in Florida. $600m would cover 2 years of FL k-12 free lunch programs. Last year the state discontinued the office that helped schools file for free lunches.
Jeff Bezos announcing that he's marrying his next wife, Lauren Sanchez, in a lavish $600m ceremony. They live in Florida. $600m would cover 2 years of FL k-12 free lunch programs. Last year the state discontinued the office that helped schools file for free lunches.
Him: *looking at my characters list of family* Oh yeah there's too many.
Me: what do you mean too many?
Him: I'm gonna kill most of them
Me: but but nooo
Him: *looking at my characters list of family* Oh yeah there's too many.
Me: what do you mean too many?
Him: I'm gonna kill most of them
Me: but but nooo