Prettiest Princess
@grvalis.bsky.social
34 - Semi-retired fanfic writer
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Patient Zero of the pipe house Symphogear brainrot
Use whatever pronouns you want
Patient Zero of the pipe house Symphogear brainrot
First A rank and the triple triple crown for Ogurin. Probably gonna be a while before I get a run better than that.
Almost got Gold Ship'd at the end but we lived, while Happy Meek was fighting for her life to hold onto third from Special Week
Almost got Gold Ship'd at the end but we lived, while Happy Meek was fighting for her life to hold onto third from Special Week
July 28, 2025 at 1:59 AM
First A rank and the triple triple crown for Ogurin. Probably gonna be a while before I get a run better than that.
Almost got Gold Ship'd at the end but we lived, while Happy Meek was fighting for her life to hold onto third from Special Week
Almost got Gold Ship'd at the end but we lived, while Happy Meek was fighting for her life to hold onto third from Special Week
I've had a lot of runs but this the first time Happy Meek has successfully Umapyoi'd
July 24, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I've had a lot of runs but this the first time Happy Meek has successfully Umapyoi'd
And today I finally managed to get the classic triple crown without the Derby kicking my ass with KING HALO of all Uma's?? Not Special Week, not the absolutely busted Agnes Tachyon run I had a couple days ago where she got both the other triple crowns nbd but King Halo.
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
And today I finally managed to get the classic triple crown without the Derby kicking my ass with KING HALO of all Uma's?? Not Special Week, not the absolutely busted Agnes Tachyon run I had a couple days ago where she got both the other triple crowns nbd but King Halo.
So yesterday I finally got my first 3 star spark after god knows how many runs with, of all things, Big Brain Special Week
July 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
So yesterday I finally got my first 3 star spark after god knows how many runs with, of all things, Big Brain Special Week
I think they're married now. Pretty sure that's how it works for Umamusume.
July 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I think they're married now. Pretty sure that's how it works for Umamusume.
There is nothing heterosexual about this.
July 19, 2025 at 2:24 AM
There is nothing heterosexual about this.
People are rightfully nuts about the double tsundere nonsense Scarlet/Vodka have going on, to say nothing about Special Week/Suzuka, the BNW trio, or Rudolf/Maruzensky, but I haven't really seen anyone talk about TM Opera O and Meiso Doto because how else do you interpret this but Doto's gay crush?
July 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
People are rightfully nuts about the double tsundere nonsense Scarlet/Vodka have going on, to say nothing about Special Week/Suzuka, the BNW trio, or Rudolf/Maruzensky, but I haven't really seen anyone talk about TM Opera O and Meiso Doto because how else do you interpret this but Doto's gay crush?
I legit have no idea how I pulled this off. Sure she wiped immediately in the URA qualifiers but I expected to not even make it half way through the goals with how many turns I had to burn fixing her goddamn mood instead of training.
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I legit have no idea how I pulled this off. Sure she wiped immediately in the URA qualifiers but I expected to not even make it half way through the goals with how many turns I had to burn fixing her goddamn mood instead of training.
I really should play more Uma because we need so many event points for the free cards buuuut I'm still kinda reeling from the cursed Nice Nature run I had last night where she got fucking *eight* Mood Down events with multiple in a row, and even one before the debut race. And then THIS fucking thing
July 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I really should play more Uma because we need so many event points for the free cards buuuut I'm still kinda reeling from the cursed Nice Nature run I had last night where she got fucking *eight* Mood Down events with multiple in a row, and even one before the debut race. And then THIS fucking thing
You know I thought this Spe was actually kinda meh after her run just because none of the support card chains finished so I couldn't get any gold skills on her. Or really much of anything useful. And then she wipes the floor with Rudolf. Twice. Didn't even need Shooting Star the second time.
July 12, 2025 at 6:03 PM
You know I thought this Spe was actually kinda meh after her run just because none of the support card chains finished so I couldn't get any gold skills on her. Or really much of anything useful. And then she wipes the floor with Rudolf. Twice. Didn't even need Shooting Star the second time.
I'm sorry but the mental image of a wrestler coming out to Umapyoi is killing me
July 7, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I'm sorry but the mental image of a wrestler coming out to Umapyoi is killing me
And then the fall Tenno Sho rolls around and you'll never guess who's back. It's my girl Jarajara again, knocking Vodka down into fifth place. I'm sure Scarlet will not gloat about this.
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
And then the fall Tenno Sho rolls around and you'll never guess who's back. It's my girl Jarajara again, knocking Vodka down into fifth place. I'm sure Scarlet will not gloat about this.
You might think that Daiwa Scarlet's story is about her weird tsun/tsun relationship with her "rival" Vodka but no it is actually about Jarajara the random NPC mob horse that SOMEHOW got a podium despite being the 12th favorite.
July 2, 2025 at 8:35 PM
You might think that Daiwa Scarlet's story is about her weird tsun/tsun relationship with her "rival" Vodka but no it is actually about Jarajara the random NPC mob horse that SOMEHOW got a podium despite being the 12th favorite.
It's El Condor Pasa with a steel chair!
June 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It's El Condor Pasa with a steel chair!
One of the most "Who invited blud" winning concerts of all time.
June 27, 2025 at 8:31 AM
One of the most "Who invited blud" winning concerts of all time.
I started it as a joke, just to kill half an hour before I went to sleep. And then she somehow kept succeeding juuuust enough to keep the run going until we hit the second to last goal of winning a g1. There's me going "well, she's dead now" seeing Oguri and Maruzensky there.
And then she got first.
And then she got first.
June 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I started it as a joke, just to kill half an hour before I went to sleep. And then she somehow kept succeeding juuuust enough to keep the run going until we hit the second to last goal of winning a g1. There's me going "well, she's dead now" seeing Oguri and Maruzensky there.
And then she got first.
And then she got first.
I am absolutely baffled that the only campaign I've been able to reach the end of with my kinda shitty support card set up is Urara's of all horsegirls
June 27, 2025 at 8:22 AM
I am absolutely baffled that the only campaign I've been able to reach the end of with my kinda shitty support card set up is Urara's of all horsegirls
I kinda love how there is absolutely no context for why Oguri Cap can go super saiyan. Horsegirls can just do that.
June 26, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I kinda love how there is absolutely no context for why Oguri Cap can go super saiyan. Horsegirls can just do that.
