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Girl with the Dickgirl Tattoo
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I cant swim. I cant dance. I dont know karate.
Face it. Im never gonna make it.
She/They🏳️‍⚧️
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bringing back the only worthwhile thing that was on my twitter: pictures of pikachu that are actually just pictures of me
starting to get into a band called “the atomic bitchwax”
i am a parody of myself
December 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
might be getting a pussy. stay tuned
November 20, 2025 at 3:55 PM
not for nothing but jungle might just be the way out of phd induced depression
November 3, 2025 at 9:18 PM
got a white monster, a fresh box of antidepressants, and a large bowl of soup. god willing i will be healed
October 24, 2025 at 12:41 PM
dedicating over three years of your life to a project only for it to turn out that it probably proves nothing valuable is a one way ticket to feeling like a major fucking moron
October 20, 2025 at 6:18 PM
went to therapy, cried a lot, and when i left some guy had clearly gone through my bsky and liked all of my thirst traps

huge for me
October 8, 2025 at 6:19 PM
trying to talk politics in the office but getting shut out of the conversation by the dudes does suck, but also is massively gender affirming
October 8, 2025 at 12:31 PM
my birthday is soon and im honestly terrified
what a cringe thing to be scared of
October 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
dude in my office is trying to tell me butthole surfers and bowling for soup are similar bands and im crashing out
October 2, 2025 at 1:26 PM
decided that my new thing is saying that various things are of “grave concern” regardless of their severity

no real reason just feels like a fun thing to do
September 26, 2025 at 6:06 PM
going from italy (where I can v confidently order food in italian) to spain (where I cant order food without sounding like the idiot baby of the 21st century) is such a humbling experience
September 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
im gonna die for sure
September 23, 2025 at 4:34 PM
lookin for either:
1. somebody that can teach me to be normal
or
2. somebody to make me their wife

currently accepting applications, but dont try and do both cos nobody likes a tryhard
September 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
she is in an elevator
September 21, 2025 at 8:54 AM
three years on hrt and i think we can all agree it was a great decision
September 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
friday morning listening to Super Stupid from the album Maggot Brain, by Funkadelic, and feelin like the archetypal stoner character in a mid 2000s sitcom
September 12, 2025 at 10:21 AM
everybody shut the fuck up, its NFL season :3
September 8, 2025 at 6:58 PM
theyre saying that opening my laptop to work on my phd at midnight is “obsessive” and “weird” and that i should “consider giving myself a break”
August 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
therapist called me on my bullshit today. needed that so bad yall have no idea
August 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
is it normal to want to be good at therapy? pls say yes
August 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
just tryna scroll but keep getting stunlocked by all my insanely hot friends
August 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
just remembered i have a monster in the fridge at home :3 everything is gonna be ok
August 10, 2025 at 3:34 PM
if anyone can tell me:
A. whats wrong with me
and
B. how to fix it
That would be really swell
August 8, 2025 at 10:15 AM
iykyk
August 7, 2025 at 4:48 PM
to the three people who liked this dogshit i need you to know that youre my favourites
eating her ass after she gets out of the mech. call that pacific rimming
August 4, 2025 at 10:12 PM