Grunthos the Flatulent
@grunthos.bsky.social
Poetmaster of the Azgoths of Kria. Don’t Panic.
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I try. Not to think. About that.
October 1, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I try. Not to think. About that.
Rudolph Hess *was* a doofus. How else to explain him flying solo in 1941 to Britain believing he could broker a peace deal?
October 1, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Rudolph Hess *was* a doofus. How else to explain him flying solo in 1941 to Britain believing he could broker a peace deal?
I read that as “Twisted MAGA shitheads…” and it changed nothing.
September 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I read that as “Twisted MAGA shitheads…” and it changed nothing.
(Correction printed at the bottom of D27. “The Times regrets getting called out.”)
July 9, 2025 at 1:55 AM
(Correction printed at the bottom of D27. “The Times regrets getting called out.”)
“I was only following orders. I didn’t issue them.”
“I only gave the orders. I didn’t create the policy.”
“I only devised the policy. I didn’t implement it.”
“I only gave the orders. I didn’t create the policy.”
“I only devised the policy. I didn’t implement it.”
July 5, 2025 at 11:48 PM
“I was only following orders. I didn’t issue them.”
“I only gave the orders. I didn’t create the policy.”
“I only devised the policy. I didn’t implement it.”
“I only gave the orders. I didn’t create the policy.”
“I only devised the policy. I didn’t implement it.”
If they must alliterate, they can just take off the figleaf and put “American Auschwitz” on the fucking sign.
July 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
If they must alliterate, they can just take off the figleaf and put “American Auschwitz” on the fucking sign.
Think of it as a vaccination.
May 19, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Think of it as a vaccination.
There are peasants with pickaxes in New Zealand, and I’m pretty sure building a guillotine doesn’t fall entirely outside our - beg pardon, THEIR - skillset.
December 4, 2024 at 8:51 PM
There are peasants with pickaxes in New Zealand, and I’m pretty sure building a guillotine doesn’t fall entirely outside our - beg pardon, THEIR - skillset.
But where are the Teletubbies?
September 11, 2024 at 10:36 PM
But where are the Teletubbies?
They write for the Wall Street Journal.
August 19, 2024 at 5:50 AM
They write for the Wall Street Journal.
There’s too much at stake.
July 31, 2024 at 3:22 AM
There’s too much at stake.
“Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable — the art of the next best.” - Otto von Bismarck
June 10, 2024 at 12:59 AM
“Politics is the art of the possible, the attainable — the art of the next best.” - Otto von Bismarck
Why isn’t he curled up in a fetal position. Not good enough.
June 9, 2024 at 9:27 PM
Why isn’t he curled up in a fetal position. Not good enough.
Ahh, the French Republican calendar. Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Cuspidor, Slidingdor…
September 6, 2023 at 2:18 AM
Ahh, the French Republican calendar. Thermidor, Fructidor, Humidor, Cuspidor, Slidingdor…