scorpio - bruja perfume lab

now this?? love it. scorpio is my rising sign so i obviously had to try it. this has a more cologne-like opening than i’m used to but dries down to an unusual cherries-and-laundry scent that i really enjoy. i’m excited to wear this more in warmer months!

taurus - bruja perfume lab

as a taurus sun i really wanted to like this but alas. the coffee and rose are super present, i would say definitely try this if you like rose. i don’t, so this is a pass for me sadly.

tbh i bought it bc i wanted to smell skin and warm cotton but im super excited to smell everything else!

you’re so pretty omg

man eater - bruja perfume lab

dark sexy fruity! the vanilla and smoke are definitely in the background on this but they do ground it and keep it from smelling like shampoo. perfectly named: it smells like a seductive 90s vampire who feasts on unsuspecting men. i just wish it was a little stronger!

desperately need to try this whoa…

stay strong soldier 🫂

i have a PhD in being single as fuck and i am here to report after gathering extensive research that you will in fact not die 🤓

i’m so sorry but “fire emoji” made me laugh
sending good comforting vibes your way 🫂

congratulations!!!

gorjusssss <3

having long nails drives me nuts sensorially but that first set makes me want to ignore that 😍

better than a rug imo

i will be so seated (esp for the craft)

i studied abroad in london a few years ago and it always weirded me out how similar all of them looked… so finding out they’re all under a monopoly makes a TON of sense lmao

tbh i feel like the overconsumption conversation can be helpful/insightful but ppl tend to lead with snark so it never does anything productive 🙃 but yeah it happens so often that it’s exhausting atp

lmaooo fair, there were two separate ones, one about overconsumption and one about putting notes of like. bodily fluids etc in fragrances and ppl’s reactions. basically someone made secretions magnifiques 2.0 and a bunch of ppl are horrified by it

can’t wait for the day when someone gets on there and says phineas and ferb “stole perry the platypus’ youth”