The one time we should be inviting qualified accountants, actuaries & chartered financial advisors to opine on a budget we get Bevis & Butthead & the Tufton Street Kids 🙄

Is it because she is a little bit thick do you think? 🤭

I thought that was the sommelier from the HoC restaurant? Are you sure that's the speaker? 🤭

His nose would hurt him more 🤭

Giuliani...my best guess 🤷

Could have been the breeze produced by all the cheering for the Eze goal?🤔

Were it a physical asset it looks the right size to unlock a LIDL shopping cart, which I suggest, would immediately increase its value substantially 🤔

Well I don't know about that? I appear to be permanently in deficit so I see a clear similarity 🤔

"We thought China was basically a very friendly power and there was lots of money to be made," says Sir Jeremy Hunt. In 2015 he was health secretary... "But under the surface, we were beginning to sense a much more assertive China."

Tories really aren't that bright are they 🙄

Tattoos of Union Flag and/or Cross of St George might cut it? 🤔

It was fantastic binmen, cemetery operatives, doctors and other public servants on strike, various great British car plants too, underground trains crashing & terrorism threat...absolutely top drawer ...who are these dunderheads 🤷

Did anybody test display grade pyrotechnics, shotgun blanks or distress flares? No 🤷