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I know putting your dog down is something you do to ensure your dog doesn't suffer but it feels like a betrayal all the same.
October 11, 2024 at 1:54 PM
I know putting your dog down is something you do to ensure your dog doesn't suffer but it feels like a betrayal all the same.
I like how Prometheus and Covenant were kinda trying to tell a story that no one cared about only for the story to never actually connect to the series it was meant to connect to.
June 21, 2024 at 4:46 AM
I like how Prometheus and Covenant were kinda trying to tell a story that no one cared about only for the story to never actually connect to the series it was meant to connect to.
Nuclear war probably looks so pretty in space. Too bad there's no good parking out in space.
June 7, 2024 at 9:07 AM
Nuclear war probably looks so pretty in space. Too bad there's no good parking out in space.
I'm rebooting Big brother but this time I placed secret cameras in the most secret government facilities. Shocking amount of sex going on. More than you'd expect from Big Brother.
June 7, 2024 at 8:52 AM
I'm rebooting Big brother but this time I placed secret cameras in the most secret government facilities. Shocking amount of sex going on. More than you'd expect from Big Brother.
Jeff the star was upset when it discovered we had named it HGX12J. We'll never know we made him cry. Years will pass. Generations. One day, Jeff will pass too. Gone from the universe, a ghostly beacon shining in our night sky. Visiting us until the final light travels the dark Here lies HGX12J.
June 7, 2024 at 8:43 AM
Jeff the star was upset when it discovered we had named it HGX12J. We'll never know we made him cry. Years will pass. Generations. One day, Jeff will pass too. Gone from the universe, a ghostly beacon shining in our night sky. Visiting us until the final light travels the dark Here lies HGX12J.
Do you think stars have their own currency and it's called Starbucks? If you think that's dumb, for us it's a coffee shop. Maybe we're the dumb ones.
June 7, 2024 at 8:26 AM
Do you think stars have their own currency and it's called Starbucks? If you think that's dumb, for us it's a coffee shop. Maybe we're the dumb ones.
Shooting for the stars is stupid, everyone knows bullets don't kill stars. Least effective star killing method if you ask me. Like 0% success rate.
June 7, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Shooting for the stars is stupid, everyone knows bullets don't kill stars. Least effective star killing method if you ask me. Like 0% success rate.
My hobbies include living inside "Spirit of Halloween" locations after their lease ends, posting pictures of animals giving birth in the rain on my Instagram and coming up with different excuses for my bullshit every time. If any of those things interest you as well, keep it to yourself, I'm happy.
April 24, 2024 at 7:11 AM
My hobbies include living inside "Spirit of Halloween" locations after their lease ends, posting pictures of animals giving birth in the rain on my Instagram and coming up with different excuses for my bullshit every time. If any of those things interest you as well, keep it to yourself, I'm happy.
Fly swatter is a pretty normal name for what's effectively an insect murder weapon.
April 21, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Fly swatter is a pretty normal name for what's effectively an insect murder weapon.
Umm... So were the Clone Troopers paid by the Jedi or was it like one of those slavery situations? I mean yeah they wouldn't be alive if the Republic didn't pay for them to be birthed but... Idk... Kinda sounds fucked up either way.
April 19, 2024 at 12:07 AM
Umm... So were the Clone Troopers paid by the Jedi or was it like one of those slavery situations? I mean yeah they wouldn't be alive if the Republic didn't pay for them to be birthed but... Idk... Kinda sounds fucked up either way.
Alien TV probably has like full frontal nudity and we wouldn't probably know it was full on alien nudity on display. We'd probably be like this is fascinating and be watching the equivalent of incest porn but for aliens.
April 18, 2024 at 1:25 PM
Alien TV probably has like full frontal nudity and we wouldn't probably know it was full on alien nudity on display. We'd probably be like this is fascinating and be watching the equivalent of incest porn but for aliens.
I used to work with this guy who basically had no personality. Very boring dude, honestly, that was my first impression. Come to find he has a YouTube channel with thousands of subs and he goes travelling around the world and he has a super outgoing personality. Mind blown AF right now.
April 18, 2024 at 12:31 AM
I used to work with this guy who basically had no personality. Very boring dude, honestly, that was my first impression. Come to find he has a YouTube channel with thousands of subs and he goes travelling around the world and he has a super outgoing personality. Mind blown AF right now.
I'd like one stud muffin please, hold the stud. No, I don't mean the regular muffin. I want a stud muffin. But with no stud.... Okay I see on my screen that youre just inputting a regular muffin. I'm not sure if you're understanding me correctly. I want a stud muffin. But without the stud.
April 14, 2024 at 8:34 AM
I'd like one stud muffin please, hold the stud. No, I don't mean the regular muffin. I want a stud muffin. But with no stud.... Okay I see on my screen that youre just inputting a regular muffin. I'm not sure if you're understanding me correctly. I want a stud muffin. But without the stud.
If only there was a career where people come and pay you to listen to them but not expect anything beyond that. But, nah, people just rather have meaningful friendships with people for free. I would be such a good friend for pay. Like the best.
April 12, 2024 at 3:25 AM
If only there was a career where people come and pay you to listen to them but not expect anything beyond that. But, nah, people just rather have meaningful friendships with people for free. I would be such a good friend for pay. Like the best.
Everyone thinks the moon is so cool cuz it covers up the Sun on rare occasions but my eyelids do the same thing every time I blink.
April 9, 2024 at 2:22 PM
Everyone thinks the moon is so cool cuz it covers up the Sun on rare occasions but my eyelids do the same thing every time I blink.
Testicular torsion during the Black Plague. Name a more devastating combination to have to deal with.
April 9, 2024 at 1:50 PM
Testicular torsion during the Black Plague. Name a more devastating combination to have to deal with.
If Stephen King wrote Harry Potter everything would be the same except instead of the characters getting married to each other at the end for some stupid reason, they end up drifting apart and moving on from their trauma like regular adults.
April 8, 2024 at 11:29 PM
If Stephen King wrote Harry Potter everything would be the same except instead of the characters getting married to each other at the end for some stupid reason, they end up drifting apart and moving on from their trauma like regular adults.
If Stephen King wrote To Kill A Mockingbird, Boo Radley would be revealed as a time displaced Dill, sent back as an older man in hopes of solving his father's murder but instead becoming a sort of father figure of his own by looking after his past self. Also he has telepathic powers somehow.
April 8, 2024 at 11:14 PM
If Stephen King wrote To Kill A Mockingbird, Boo Radley would be revealed as a time displaced Dill, sent back as an older man in hopes of solving his father's murder but instead becoming a sort of father figure of his own by looking after his past self. Also he has telepathic powers somehow.
Arizona never gets any special weather phenomenon, the only thing special we get is a really big hole and a cactus with arms.
April 8, 2024 at 6:07 AM
Arizona never gets any special weather phenomenon, the only thing special we get is a really big hole and a cactus with arms.
Imagine one day we find a tree just floating out in space. Wild right. But now imagine a giraffe wearing a space suit and eating the tree's leaves out in space. Impossible, right? But that's evolution for you.
March 28, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Imagine one day we find a tree just floating out in space. Wild right. But now imagine a giraffe wearing a space suit and eating the tree's leaves out in space. Impossible, right? But that's evolution for you.
I've yet to mature to the point that I won't chuckle upon seeing the name Dick Wolf pop up after each episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
March 6, 2024 at 3:06 AM
I've yet to mature to the point that I won't chuckle upon seeing the name Dick Wolf pop up after each episode of Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
Everyone knows Mr. Potato Head but few know the tragic story of his origins. Harvested in 1927 by an impoverished Irish farmer, the young spud faced many difficulties early on due to his lack of body parts. No one knows how he came to own his removable limbs/organs but murder likely played a role.
March 5, 2024 at 12:08 PM
Everyone knows Mr. Potato Head but few know the tragic story of his origins. Harvested in 1927 by an impoverished Irish farmer, the young spud faced many difficulties early on due to his lack of body parts. No one knows how he came to own his removable limbs/organs but murder likely played a role.
I'm better at being alone now than before. I don't mind not talking to anyone, but there are times I miss that friendly connection with others. I don't need it, but I know I'd enjoy having it again.
March 2, 2024 at 4:17 AM
I'm better at being alone now than before. I don't mind not talking to anyone, but there are times I miss that friendly connection with others. I don't need it, but I know I'd enjoy having it again.
*random gunshots at night*
Me, crossfaded and giving no context: "I must trust the Earth a lot."
Cuz in my head I was thinking about how bullets that are shot towards the sky eventually come back down and how I haven't been hit yet by one and it's all because my buddy Earth is looking out for me.
Me, crossfaded and giving no context: "I must trust the Earth a lot."
Cuz in my head I was thinking about how bullets that are shot towards the sky eventually come back down and how I haven't been hit yet by one and it's all because my buddy Earth is looking out for me.
March 2, 2024 at 1:15 AM
*random gunshots at night*
Me, crossfaded and giving no context: "I must trust the Earth a lot."
Cuz in my head I was thinking about how bullets that are shot towards the sky eventually come back down and how I haven't been hit yet by one and it's all because my buddy Earth is looking out for me.
Me, crossfaded and giving no context: "I must trust the Earth a lot."
Cuz in my head I was thinking about how bullets that are shot towards the sky eventually come back down and how I haven't been hit yet by one and it's all because my buddy Earth is looking out for me.
I wonder what the shortened version of "lol" will be in the future. Probably nothing since the air wouldn't be breathable anymore and to laugh requires breathable air.
March 2, 2024 at 12:52 AM
I wonder what the shortened version of "lol" will be in the future. Probably nothing since the air wouldn't be breathable anymore and to laugh requires breathable air.