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"Outback Johnson" is the name of Crocodile Dundee's sextape.
August 16, 2025 at 1:30 AM
"Outback Johnson" is the name of Crocodile Dundee's sextape.
How in the hell is the title of this article not "Conjoined Twin-fluencer....?"
July 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
How in the hell is the title of this article not "Conjoined Twin-fluencer....?"
In this week's edition of "Why I Stopped Doing LSD."
July 10, 2025 at 1:38 AM
In this week's edition of "Why I Stopped Doing LSD."
Okay, but hear me out .....
July 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Okay, but hear me out .....
I mean, it says "not haunted."
June 30, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I mean, it says "not haunted."
My Life 360 recap from the week, or as I like to call it, "Suck it, Vin Diesel!"
June 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
My Life 360 recap from the week, or as I like to call it, "Suck it, Vin Diesel!"
How you gonna say don't do it, and then make it look awesome?
June 19, 2025 at 12:39 PM
How you gonna say don't do it, and then make it look awesome?
May 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
I guess me and these melon seeds have some stuff in common....
May 16, 2025 at 11:59 AM
I guess me and these melon seeds have some stuff in common....
Contact me if you'd like to work in a warm, compassionate and uplifting environment.
May 6, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Contact me if you'd like to work in a warm, compassionate and uplifting environment.
Ummmmmm.............I do not think that means what you think it means.....
February 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ummmmmm.............I do not think that means what you think it means.....
Tell me you're a werewolf without telling me you're a werewolf.....
February 23, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Tell me you're a werewolf without telling me you're a werewolf.....
I wonder if this fossilized butthole is Local Pickup only.
February 4, 2025 at 9:24 PM
I wonder if this fossilized butthole is Local Pickup only.
If you need a lamp that will scare you every time you turn it on, I can pick this little beauty up for you. Hit me up.
January 20, 2025 at 3:01 AM
If you need a lamp that will scare you every time you turn it on, I can pick this little beauty up for you. Hit me up.
Like, how bad at Googling do you have to be ...?
"I don't know what happened. I was searching for Beef Stroganoff!"
"I don't know what happened. I was searching for Beef Stroganoff!"
January 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Like, how bad at Googling do you have to be ...?
"I don't know what happened. I was searching for Beef Stroganoff!"
"I don't know what happened. I was searching for Beef Stroganoff!"
Me too, Mr. Doggy Chew Toy. Me too.
December 13, 2024 at 2:37 AM
Me too, Mr. Doggy Chew Toy. Me too.
Listen, I will burn the entire neighborhood to the ground before I let this abomination CarolAnn my ass. I will encase this mother fucker in concrete and drop it into the Marianas Trench the second it shows up on my porch. I ain't going out like no bitch.
#FuckTheFuckOff
#FuckTheFuckOff
December 10, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Listen, I will burn the entire neighborhood to the ground before I let this abomination CarolAnn my ass. I will encase this mother fucker in concrete and drop it into the Marianas Trench the second it shows up on my porch. I ain't going out like no bitch.
#FuckTheFuckOff
#FuckTheFuckOff
Only you can prevent...dat ass.
May 23, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Only you can prevent...dat ass.
Hahahahahahahahahahaah.
If only there was some way we could have seen that coming.
#ChatRouletteWouldLikeAWord
If only there was some way we could have seen that coming.
#ChatRouletteWouldLikeAWord
May 14, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Hahahahahahahahahahaah.
If only there was some way we could have seen that coming.
#ChatRouletteWouldLikeAWord
If only there was some way we could have seen that coming.
#ChatRouletteWouldLikeAWord
March 13, 2024 at 9:30 PM
I can't figure out what they meant the headline to be.
March 10, 2024 at 9:27 PM
I can't figure out what they meant the headline to be.
I have no idea if this is a good deal or not.......
March 8, 2024 at 12:27 AM
I have no idea if this is a good deal or not.......
No matter what side of the aisle you're on, I think we can all agree it's probably best that this mother fucker avoid steps at all costs.
February 28, 2024 at 8:56 PM
No matter what side of the aisle you're on, I think we can all agree it's probably best that this mother fucker avoid steps at all costs.
The items below are currently on marketplace locally.
So, I wouldn't say we DON'T have a smidge of an identity crisis.
So, I wouldn't say we DON'T have a smidge of an identity crisis.
February 14, 2024 at 7:43 PM
The items below are currently on marketplace locally.
So, I wouldn't say we DON'T have a smidge of an identity crisis.
So, I wouldn't say we DON'T have a smidge of an identity crisis.