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Eric 🏳️‍🌈
@grumpylinguist.bsky.social
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34. Basically just a goblin.

Austin, TX. He/him. Autistic. Don't be weird in my mentions.

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What do you think this person is this upset about?

A. A racist joke
B. A joke about suicide
C. Farting
A TikTok comment screenshot ityidiyco There's nothing grosser. It's not a joke 1h
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Interesting contrast in news alerts.
Screenshot of news alerts from CNN and Reuters. "CNN: Trump says he's asking the DOJ to investigate Jeffrey Epstein's ties to high-profile figures" "Reuters: Trump says he will ask Justice Department to probe Epstein ties with Bill Clinton and others" The CNN headline intentionally obfuscates that this is an attempt to distract from Trump's own paedophilia and predatory behaviour
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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"Chuck Schumer retire bitch" but it's the Zohran sign
November 9, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Transaction Summary Recipient Organization: Central Texas Food Bank Transaction Date: 10/26/25 Level: $100 = 300 meals! Amount: $100.00 Anonymous Donation: Yes Tribute Gift Company Matching Information Billing Information First Name: Eric
October 27, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Bear Knee Sanders @LeBearGirdle [Dentist waiting room] Me: [chanting] teeth, teeth- Other patients: teeth, TEETH Secretary [pounding her clipboard] TEETH, TEETH, TEETH! 4:30 PM · 17 Aug 17 View Tweet activity 27.6K Retweets 91.2K Likes
October 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
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Ok the drive was worth it
A reflection of the mountains and trees on a blue-green lake in British Columbia
October 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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“He didn’t know it was a Nazi symbol when he got it tattooed on his chest” discourse on Bluesky again
Mr. Incredible looking defeated saying “I can’t. Not again.”
October 22, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Screenshot of Bluesky trending topics Trending Big Dumper
October 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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Here’s what I think station staff in Kyoto should say when I start swinging
Tim Robinson from the I Think You Should Leave sketch where the costumed characters can hit you saying “He can hit. He can hit you”
September 19, 2025 at 11:20 AM
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Decided to check what lists I'm on because it's always a good time and this is a fuckin stretch. Apparently my gay-ass is a Putinist?
alexius08.bsky.social Putinists/Vatniks/Russian Imperialists 1,869 Supporters of the "special military operation" and other Soviet/Russian atrocities. Also includes subscribers of anti-Ukraine blocklists
September 15, 2025 at 11:54 AM
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The New Republic's social media editor:
Screenshot from Spongebob. Two fish are confused over math. Sponge + Starfish = Clam?
September 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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What a horrible thing to call your breakfast drinks menu
MORNING LIQUID DILMAH TEA Earl grey, ceylon green tea English breakfast tea, jasmine green tea Berry sensation Rp. 50,000 CHILLED JUICE Orange, apple, guava, mango, pineapple Rp. 55,000 FRESH JUICE (No sugar added) Apple, carrot, watermelon, orange, pineapple tomato, cucumber, honeydew melon, tangerine Rp. 75,000 COFFEE
August 25, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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Lois Griffin from “Family Guy” looking disapprovingly at her smartphone. Her face shows both apathetic anger and exhaustion.
August 23, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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She did that!!! 💅🏻
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August 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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That grotesque bearded curly hair JD Vance edit
August 8, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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Forgot to pay the cat tax
Two tabby sisters curled up on individual cushions in front of big windows. They may look like they’re passed the fuck out but the instant that skunk walks by at night they’re on the case
July 24, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Oh fuck oh god I was so wrong, cats *can* be big boob
A screenshot of a TikTok video of an angry orange kitty hissing with boobs designed to hang from your rear view mirror like fuzzy dice hanging from his neck. The caption says “his foster brother tried to touch his boobs”
July 15, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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Swiss wiener jail
Sausages (made from chicken) in a weird cage heater keeping them warm at a co-op in Zurich. The cock meat is in wiener jail.
June 20, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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Getting served truly psychotic ads on Instagram today
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June 20, 2025 at 12:55 PM
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The body horror tunnel
A4-A35 Mittelhausbergen Oberhausbergen *Cronenbourg*
June 19, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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We used to be a country, a real country……….
A Party City in Tennessee from the Wikipedia page with a startlingly brilliant sunset
June 17, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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I like it when they repeat stories on @whatatimepod.bsky.social
Norman Rockwell standing guy meme. I wanted to do the one where he's got his dick out but I couldn't find it.
June 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Same energy
Christine Pelosi @sfpelosi This Epstein case is horrific and the young women deserve justice. It is quite likely that some of our faves are implicated but we must follow the facts and let the chips fall where they may - whether on Republicans or Democrats. #WeSaidEnough #MeToo
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Blank profiles on Grindr as their first message:
A photo of the litter bin on an Avanti West Coast train. It says “Feed me nappies, wipes, sanitary products & litter”
June 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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A screenshot of texts to my friend 12:21 am. But!! Avanti is paying for the taxi and I'm entitled to 100% of the fare being compensated 12:24 am. May have spoken too soon hold on 12:25 am 60 seconds 12:25 am 15 seconds 12:26 am 100% REFUND!!! Delivered
June 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM