Embden J. Goose
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Embden J. Goose
@grumpygoose.bsky.social
Hot-tempered, hopelessly optimistic and absent-minded, all stuffed into a fluffy package and adorned with a tiny hat.

Hope ya like drawings and random babblin', cause BOY, is that gonna happen! Oh, and photos of stuff, occasionally.
For reference, I planted only 4 potatoes.
These lumps sure love growin'!
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 AM
Or bleeding from all the broken glass she casually dove through.
December 1, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Li'l baby man!
November 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Didn't expect a referece to "The Wall" in this! Thankfully a bit less gruesome than the original scene!
September 27, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Don't you have blacklist features and such?
The hell is the point of this?
September 20, 2025 at 11:51 AM
SCREW YOU, BUS DRIVER!

IF I DIDN'T HAVE A BIKE, I WOULD'VE BEEN LATE TO MY DENTIST'S APPOINTMENT BECAUSE OF YOU!!!
September 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
HONK!
August 9, 2025 at 6:00 PM
And I somehow managed to never become one in the count!
August 6, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Gribbit
Grabbit
Grubbin
July 19, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Just in case someone was curious, this is the bean that was drawn!
July 3, 2025 at 4:08 PM
ONE OF US!!!
July 1, 2025 at 1:36 PM