Yes exactly hahah

Tell them that every time they complain, you'll get another.

"para comer" would indicate purpose with an implied gerund form, btw,

It's like saying "(this is) for eating"

Por is for like "por dos años" or if you're providing the cause / reason.

Para is more for putting in front of an infinitive form of a verb, like "para comer", of the recipient of something (una manzana para mi)

There's a bunch of different cases, it's something you'll need to memorise

It really needs tweaking

Yeah exactly. It seems to have been mutated into a new kind of outrage now though. It's framed less as an evangelical right wing issue and more of a vague "this is yucky"

I think they're mad about all of it.

It's not even a new sentiment, for years I've seen people have no objection to violence, war, etc on tv, but the second you see some cheeks, it's panic time

To me, you are peanut