Grumpy Lefty Carpenter
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Grumpy Lefty Carpenter
@grumpycarpenter.bsky.social
Worker of wood, Cat dad, Socialist, Stoner grandpa, Black-pilled optimist.
I'm already doing what I would do "after the revolution".
July 27, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Weapons grade cuteness there!
Or orange girl also loves to smash her head into the covers or a corner of the couch while napping as well.
July 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Seems appropriate today.
July 24, 2025 at 4:54 PM
I know, right?
July 12, 2025 at 9:31 PM
The caption writes itself.
June 12, 2025 at 4:10 AM
This is our ridiculous orange girl. Like, how are you supposed to get any work done around here?
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
One does not simply take an Elf Wife without considering all the important ramifications.
May 23, 2025 at 1:15 PM
May 9, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Got a write up in the Globe for our little neighborhood festival with 10,000 of our closest friends.
(article paywalled, so here's some images to read - apologies if the alt text is wonky)
May 5, 2025 at 1:30 AM
April 28, 2025 at 2:29 AM
April 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
So I walk out my front door and see this little girl tied to my front step rail. Shivering, hungry, with bloody paws, and not making a sound. We fed her a little and covered her in some towels while we waited for animal control, who brought her to our local animal hospital before going to a shelter.
April 13, 2025 at 12:46 PM
The anyways enigmatic Chairman Meow.
April 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
So you can see, we are at an impasse.
April 2, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Love this picture. Lots of little details to observe.
March 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Proudly grown in (North) America.
March 10, 2025 at 1:46 AM
You've heard of Pizza Rat - may I introduce you to Baguette Squirrel (seen in Boston earlier today).
March 8, 2025 at 10:33 PM
It's like a Venus flytrap...
March 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
March 6, 2025 at 4:28 AM
It's not that humans are uniquely evil, it's just that we're all so...human. Short sightedly focused on the road in front of us, not thinking about the fact that it eventually runs off a cliff. This is why we autopay our bills and 401k contributions - long term thinking is HARD.
February 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
February 17, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Coffee ready yet?
February 11, 2025 at 4:50 AM
February 9, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Speaking of cats (sorry, did I just do that thing you're talking about?).
February 7, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Chairman Meow's favorite perch.
February 7, 2025 at 4:18 AM