Grumpy Polar Bear
@grumpyburr.bsky.social
Big chubby gay bear/croc hybrid / 36 / he/him / Midwest Burr in Des Moines
Alts where one since he wears diapers they don't give him bathroom breaks and his smoke break is also his pee break now, and the other where he has briefs on and they DID have pants for him but they're too big and he keeps having to yank em back up but on break decides to just let em sag.
December 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Alts where one since he wears diapers they don't give him bathroom breaks and his smoke break is also his pee break now, and the other where he has briefs on and they DID have pants for him but they're too big and he keeps having to yank em back up but on break decides to just let em sag.
Being short on cash and a polar bear I took the cliche seasonal job at the north pole but it isn't all it's cracked up to be. They didn't even have pants in my size to cover up my diapers, so I'm cold and it's very stressful. Luckily I have these "special candy canes" for my smoke breaks.
December 21, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Being short on cash and a polar bear I took the cliche seasonal job at the north pole but it isn't all it's cracked up to be. They didn't even have pants in my size to cover up my diapers, so I'm cold and it's very stressful. Luckily I have these "special candy canes" for my smoke breaks.
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
oh FUCK
oh FUCK
December 20, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go.
oh FUCK
oh FUCK
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
Imma big og silent hill fan hehe. Had this for the past decade.
Imma big og silent hill fan hehe. Had this for the past decade.
November 22, 2025 at 5:49 PM
No cheating. Post your lock screen.
Imma big og silent hill fan hehe. Had this for the past decade.
Imma big og silent hill fan hehe. Had this for the past decade.
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling.
Best. Interview. Ever.
Best. Interview. Ever.
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
If you come across this post, post your sona not smiling.
Best. Interview. Ever.
Best. Interview. Ever.
Just soggin like I do. These things are mega soaked
October 20, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Just soggin like I do. These things are mega soaked
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
September 7, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr
What flavor is your sona?
For me I'd have to say blue raspberry icee carcinogens. Delicious.
For me I'd have to say blue raspberry icee carcinogens. Delicious.
September 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
What flavor is your sona?
For me I'd have to say blue raspberry icee carcinogens. Delicious.
For me I'd have to say blue raspberry icee carcinogens. Delicious.
37 this year. *bones turn to dust*
September 4, 2025 at 4:02 AM
37 this year. *bones turn to dust*
Indulging in rainbow pamps today
August 25, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Indulging in rainbow pamps today
My wplace contribution. Half fanart half vent art. 3400 pixels took like 2 and a half days of having this open in the background waiting for each session.
August 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
My wplace contribution. Half fanart half vent art. 3400 pixels took like 2 and a half days of having this open in the background waiting for each session.
*crocodile noises*
Was in a dingodile mood today hehe.
Was in a dingodile mood today hehe.
August 13, 2025 at 9:30 PM
*crocodile noises*
Was in a dingodile mood today hehe.
Was in a dingodile mood today hehe.
Since I had to strip anyways because I was so sweaty. Decided to take some crinkle pics
July 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Since I had to strip anyways because I was so sweaty. Decided to take some crinkle pics
bet all you pervs would love some time under my big, crinkly, soggy bear butt
July 19, 2025 at 4:51 AM
bet all you pervs would love some time under my big, crinkly, soggy bear butt
Was chatting with friends about a scenario where @paddedgeekgoyle.bsky.social was at a concert and the person he was with didn't have anything to write an autograph on so he pantsed junior and had them autograph his butt. It was such a cute idea I HAD to doodle it. teehee!
June 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Was chatting with friends about a scenario where @paddedgeekgoyle.bsky.social was at a concert and the person he was with didn't have anything to write an autograph on so he pantsed junior and had them autograph his butt. It was such a cute idea I HAD to doodle it. teehee!
Silly jojo pride thing I doodles a couple years ago.
June 8, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Silly jojo pride thing I doodles a couple years ago.