Grumpy Cat
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Grumpy Cat
@grumpy-catus.bsky.social
CBO can not be befriended! It can only be tolerated!
September 26, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Part of a problem with non tech management is their lack of information. Tech guy says A and tech manager knows A costs B and carries risks R, including running over budget B. Non tech manager with tech assistant - that is an OK combination.
April 18, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Cloud DevOps - devs in routine-less, if-less and loop-less languages.

Real sysadmins - bash(though Perl is good, real good)
March 26, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Same is gonna happen between “Aurora and RDS” and Aurora DSQL or Aurora limitless or Aurora anything.
March 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
And it sues you. By Agentic AI, wifi and Agentic Justice AI on the other end.
January 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Do Amazon employees celebrate corporate events by the AWS regions?
January 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Every ruler of consequence cares about internal politics only. And rightly so. Fighting off external enemies is only possible with house in order.
So, domestic politics first.
December 29, 2024 at 11:03 AM
Hasn’t sw engineering died already with the invention of sw libraries?
December 21, 2024 at 6:08 PM
Some Cylon car is it.
December 21, 2024 at 6:07 PM
Looks like chasing tpc-c crown Oracle has cut short some corners.
December 14, 2024 at 3:02 PM
Unmiss
December 13, 2024 at 8:14 PM
Nobody loves strings in benchmarks! Yet every key-value educated developer always comes with table columns “type”, “status”, “group” all of them varchar(255). Lookup tables? Never heard of them.
May be they are right.
December 13, 2024 at 8:06 PM
“When taxi drivers start talking ‘bout stock exchange it’s time to…”
December 8, 2024 at 1:02 PM
Don’t stop him.
December 4, 2024 at 9:49 PM
Far left, right, up, and bottom will join forces to destabilize anything in hope of getting into power.
That is what matters. Nothing else.
December 4, 2024 at 9:22 PM
Go for Bucketballs, please.
December 4, 2024 at 3:07 AM
So, the wheel of life has turned a cycle. One database to rule them olap and oltp.
Every era has its own needs and its own solutions.
December 1, 2024 at 5:21 PM
Since when Biden could openly boast of dealing with migration? Not the right narrative.
December 1, 2024 at 5:11 PM
After all, IT is a social discipline. Chosen few write code like concurrent manipulation of b-tree.
November 29, 2024 at 8:40 PM