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grumpus
@grumpus.vespre.net
· Feb 11
who decided to call it cockvore and not dejaculation
give it the ol chomp n stomp
October 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
give it the ol chomp n stomp
ngl I can't remember the context for most of the stuff I post here I just post it
October 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
ngl I can't remember the context for most of the stuff I post here I just post it
what are knees but the boobs of the legs
October 28, 2025 at 4:41 PM
what are knees but the boobs of the legs
boruto sequel series character: daughter of metal lee named amy lee
October 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
boruto sequel series character: daughter of metal lee named amy lee
fictional consenting nipples: the sequel nobody wanted
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September 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
fictional consenting nipples: the sequel nobody wanted
minmaxed for anti-salt
August 17, 2025 at 1:24 AM
minmaxed for anti-salt
recursive giffed horse plinko
August 12, 2025 at 10:14 AM
recursive giffed horse plinko
Anti-lick justifies my cbat
August 9, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Anti-lick justifies my cbat
new pirate dropped: hellfire douglas, the frying dutchman
he painted flames on the sides of his boat
his boyfriend thinks it's cool
he painted flames on the sides of his boat
his boyfriend thinks it's cool
July 10, 2025 at 2:56 AM
new pirate dropped: hellfire douglas, the frying dutchman
he painted flames on the sides of his boat
his boyfriend thinks it's cool
he painted flames on the sides of his boat
his boyfriend thinks it's cool
why do they call it french kissing and not tongueshaking
July 8, 2025 at 2:09 AM
why do they call it french kissing and not tongueshaking
llms cannot have my semicolons
July 7, 2025 at 1:59 PM
llms cannot have my semicolons
wheres the Book of Ringo.
May 18, 2025 at 3:39 PM
wheres the Book of Ringo.
if girlcock is hen then boypussy is tom
May 12, 2025 at 6:15 PM
if girlcock is hen then boypussy is tom
promoted from girlboss to womanager
May 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
promoted from girlboss to womanager
reviving my petition to rename foaming hand soap to foap
February 13, 2025 at 9:35 PM
reviving my petition to rename foaming hand soap to foap
who decided to call it cockvore and not dejaculation
February 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
who decided to call it cockvore and not dejaculation
wonder if my invisible follower knows where the butt aliens went I miss them
December 25, 2024 at 3:00 AM
wonder if my invisible follower knows where the butt aliens went I miss them
gonna bit-by-bit port some of my old shitpost tweets to here I think, they don't deserve to stay cooped up on a terminally locked account even if very few people saw them before that
November 8, 2024 at 4:48 AM
gonna bit-by-bit port some of my old shitpost tweets to here I think, they don't deserve to stay cooped up on a terminally locked account even if very few people saw them before that
anyway here's big lemon oreo it's one of the things I've ever done
April 25, 2024 at 4:54 AM
anyway here's big lemon oreo it's one of the things I've ever done
well guess I'm here now kinda
probably not really tho I'm kinda burnt on social media
also not sure why my first account is a remake of my stupid shitpost-y twitter acc rather than one of my usual handles but w/e lol
probably not really tho I'm kinda burnt on social media
also not sure why my first account is a remake of my stupid shitpost-y twitter acc rather than one of my usual handles but w/e lol
April 25, 2024 at 4:50 AM
well guess I'm here now kinda
probably not really tho I'm kinda burnt on social media
also not sure why my first account is a remake of my stupid shitpost-y twitter acc rather than one of my usual handles but w/e lol
probably not really tho I'm kinda burnt on social media
also not sure why my first account is a remake of my stupid shitpost-y twitter acc rather than one of my usual handles but w/e lol