Grumplton
grumplton.bsky.social
Grumplton
@grumplton.bsky.social
Yes, you could die before finishing them.
January 1, 2026 at 4:56 AM
It's time to pray.
December 28, 2025 at 11:13 PM
A spoon? Like for kids? I don't get it.
December 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
The door you're looking for:
December 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Yes anarchist cheesecake has no crust to contain it, borderless.
December 15, 2025 at 2:43 AM
There are 5000 different civilizations in the Federation.

These are their problems.
December 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Terrified while reading this and assuming the crown is a dental crown, thankfully no.
December 14, 2025 at 5:00 AM
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 AM
He should have been taken by the wilds. The Spartans had it right.
December 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
God, it tasted like how a hangover feels and cherry.
December 9, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Yeah I remember, he savagely fought Matt Dillon's character in the mud culminating with a brutal eye gouging.
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
I believe in you. I believe you can eat fish weights at a rate to make this happen even faster, no saying it's healthy. But I believe it.
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Oh what the frack
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Which root vegetables do you use in your pie?
November 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
It's these scissors. They want these scissors.
November 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Ha ha, nice try.
November 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
November 21, 2025 at 12:14 PM
I mean, I assume you picked that hat yourself...
November 18, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Everyone: "we're all named Angus!"
November 17, 2025 at 3:23 AM
November 17, 2025 at 2:10 AM