Evan Steinhart
Evan Steinhart
@grumplestiltsken.bsky.social
from Phila by way of Denver (The Accountant not The Actuary,) Chicago, and Merlyn.
How large is too large for an oak leaf hydrangea? #BloomScolling
June 22, 2025 at 8:08 PM
What are the different levels of #Adulting?
Like Basic Adulting, putting on pants and going to work. Circle of Life things got to have whole palette from joy to woebegotten.
December 5, 2024 at 7:52 PM
Time for some Adult Level Adulting.
December 5, 2024 at 1:32 PM
Embarrassing confession time, watching the latest Jon Benet docu series. There’s a Jeraldo clip that just makes me feel dirty and glad I never watched that show.
December 1, 2024 at 9:29 PM
@buttonpusher.bsky.social yes, the seats are still more comfortable than any stadium!
#lmhsplayers
November 22, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Forbidden Terms

List of driving terms I am forbidden from using:
Boston Left
Chicago Right
Jersey Merge
November 17, 2024 at 4:23 PM
Something special about a crisp autumn eve (something nice special not ironic special)
November 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
This one is kind of pretty.
November 15, 2024 at 1:23 AM
If confirmed, looks our armed forces will get some Heinleinian Chauvinism. Probably not the right choice for the 21st Century
November 14, 2024 at 1:39 PM
Defensive sarcasm is still too acerbic. Best to excercise right to be silent. Hey! I exercised today.
November 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
Reactions to snow forecast in places I’ve lived: Maryland, lay in provisions and prepare for cabin fever. Chicago, hand me that chair I need to mark the spot I dug out. Denver, POWDER DAY!
January 5, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Because we’re used to playing outside when it’s “cold.”
December 31, 2023 at 2:46 PM
Sixteen months in this oxygen rich environment and not complaining about the “cold.”
December 31, 2023 at 2:34 PM