Allegation, litigation, californication. Shannon in five

Me: "Yeah, sure, maybe jesus'll come back this year, but I wouldn't hold my breath"

Pope Francis:

Skyrim: "Who's bad? The ethnostate, or the other ethnostate? Uwu"

Outer Worlds: "REJECT THE ABUSES AND LIES OF THE RICH! THE PROLETARIAT MUST RISE UP! THE ONLY THING WE HAVE TO LOSE IS OUR CHAINS

Everyone in the Lions' coaching staff looks like a mobster from a movie set in Detroit

If God is so real why do I have a cold on a Friday

Who's the CEO of beltway traffic

Went to a restautant last night that had books in the restroom and now it's crazy to me that any place doesn't

In regular life I am not a tall man, but working construction with mostly immigrants I am a Goliath astride the field, craning my neck downward to meet the gaze of mortal men

Just saw a kid with a hoodie that said "there is no end to the pain, you must be numb" load groceries into the back of his mom's minivan

A newborn deer can stand up after 10 minutes, why are people wasting all this time with human babies? Raise a herd of deer, it's way cooler

Only about half of the construction work done in the US is building new homes. The other half is making new bed frames for your mom

Damn it's actually kind of surreal to be on a twitter that isn't covered in slurs and propaganda again

When nobody got me I know persistent depressive disorder got me