i’ve been using red fiesta dinnerware for the last few months because i thought it was cunty, and now my mouth tastes like metal and my skin is falling off

just coughed on a baby and watched as it was engulfed in flames and dragged down to hell

i’m like ratatouille if that little rat was really good at jacking off

she call me telechubby the way my tinky winky go laa-laa on that v*gina