Chris Gruber
@grubi22.bsky.social
j.k. livin la vida sackville-baggins
One of you jerks just farted. Don’t think I didn’t notice.
July 29, 2025 at 7:29 AM
One of you jerks just farted. Don’t think I didn’t notice.
The Wild Wild Web. The World Wide West.
May 28, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The Wild Wild Web. The World Wide West.
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,163,372! Do with that information what you will.
October 2, 2024 at 2:27 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #1,163,372! Do with that information what you will.
Living on the edge, my dudes. Drinking a LOT of Crystal Light without regard for my health. Party animal over here.
February 8, 2024 at 12:51 AM
Living on the edge, my dudes. Drinking a LOT of Crystal Light without regard for my health. Party animal over here.
I’m a mustache man just doin’ what a mustache can.
November 14, 2023 at 2:14 PM
I’m a mustache man just doin’ what a mustache can.
I’m a big fan of big fans.
October 6, 2023 at 1:03 AM
I’m a big fan of big fans.
Insightful post. You’re welcome.
October 5, 2023 at 4:51 PM
Insightful post. You’re welcome.
I don’t trust you but then again I don’t trust myself either.
October 5, 2023 at 3:27 PM
I don’t trust you but then again I don’t trust myself either.
Bananas are totally nuts. Nuts are completely bananas.
October 5, 2023 at 3:08 PM
Bananas are totally nuts. Nuts are completely bananas.
I’m in your head, setting up shop, picking out wallpaper.
October 4, 2023 at 10:04 PM
I’m in your head, setting up shop, picking out wallpaper.
Pull my finger… from off the ground.
October 3, 2023 at 1:51 AM
Pull my finger… from off the ground.
Don’t anger the living room rug. It never forgets.
September 26, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Don’t anger the living room rug. It never forgets.
Might gotta drag out some of my old jokes from the Twit-Pit. Be ready.
September 22, 2023 at 12:25 AM
Might gotta drag out some of my old jokes from the Twit-Pit. Be ready.
Well, here I am. Some other someone beat me to @grubi (dammit), so… well… here I am.
September 22, 2023 at 12:13 AM
Well, here I am. Some other someone beat me to @grubi (dammit), so… well… here I am.