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(At least Stan Kelly's safe, Nano Banana can't do his style yet.)
"The Pluribus Paradox" referencing the Apple TV show.
November 30, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Scene from The Simpsons, Treehouse of Horror VII, "AND HILLBILLIES PREFER TO BE CALLED "SONS OF THE SOIL," BUT IT AIN'T GOING TO HAPPEN."
November 29, 2025 at 2:38 AM
What is America's ass?
November 5, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I looked it up and the statement in question didn't even use any trans-inclusive language, she just saw it didn't say "woman" and assumed that was the reason why. Must say her response was calm but I'd guess it was far from the first time she'd gone on about this. defendfeminists.net/realitys-las...
Disability Rights California Condemns Supreme Court Decision Overturning Roe v. Wade June 24, 2022 Share: Today, the U.S. Supreme Court announced its ruling in Dobbs v. Jackson Women's Health Organization overturning 49 years of reproductive freedom, putting the rights and lives of millions of people at grave risk. Disability Rights California condemns this decision as equal access to healthcare is a fundamental human right, and all people should have the right to make informed decisions about their own bodies. This retrograde decision also negatively and disproportionately harms people who already face structural barriers to care, including people with disabilities, Black, Indigenous, and other people of color, LGBTQIA+ individuals, immigrants, people living in poverty, young people, and those without the means to travel. As a legal organization, we recognize the heavy consequences of removing constitutional rights that people have relied on for almost half a century: such a drastic departure from our legal principles now leaves other civil rights and landmark advances vulnerable. As an organization, we stay committed to advocating for accessible healthcare and will continue to fight for equality, civil rights, and justice. Legal wins of civil rights were not won in isolation, and they will not be lost in isolation. We will stand for those rights wherever they are threatened.
November 2, 2025 at 11:52 PM
October 24, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Come back. Zinc, come back, Zinc!
October 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
10 years ago today, is this where it all went wrong?
@HillaryClinton How does your student loan debt make you feel? Tell us in 3 emojis or less. 2:49 PM • Aug 12, 2015
August 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
That settles it, Nintendo, Birdo is 100% woman.
Birdo shooting an egg
August 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
oh my god Pamela you just could not resist bringing this up for no reason
Sex Matters Conservative women are firm in their belief that childbearing is a big part of womanhood. To their mind, feminists, progressives and contemporary gender theorists have de-emphasized—even denied—sex differences in ways that don’t reflect their lives or worldview.
August 4, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Who is Kowalski?
August 2, 2025 at 4:52 AM
From "Sideshow Bob Roberts:" Well, he framed me for armed robbery but, man, I'm aching for that upper-class tax cut. - Krusty the Clown
July 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
From The Daily Show's "America (The Book)"
According to Nostradamus: In the Castle of Figueras on a misty day A sovereign prince will be born of an infamous woman: Surname of breeches on the ground will make him posthumous, Never was there a King so very bad in his provenance. How did he know? (Nearly half a millennium ago, Nostradamus (1503-1566) eerily predicted his picture would appear in this book. Coincidence...or meta-joke?)
July 27, 2025 at 4:44 AM
Hey we got them at least
Pepper, Sugar, and Ginger from "Urusei Yatsura".
July 25, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Teacher: "Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who have brought happiness and peace into people's lives?" Student: "Smo-King and Drin-King" Teacher Resigned !
July 19, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Opened 1991, became Bass Pro Shops in 2015. One of the more weirdly specific "Simpsons Predicts" things I've never seen anyone talk about (generally kinda a dumb trend but like this isn't something you could guess like President Trump I think?)
That crazy pyramid was just the Pro Shop. And that talking coyote was really just a talking dog.
July 18, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Of course, you've got bigger problems right now. An Amazon attack, a deadly bee weapon... Bees. My God.
July 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
A dik-dik antelope (https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Salts_dik-dik.jpg)
July 2, 2025 at 12:49 PM
Mike Wazowski
June 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I like how they say "the elephant adlib" like there’s actually an elephant in the studio with a mic and headphones occasionally trumpeting
June 23, 2025 at 11:19 PM
What is all of his action figures?
June 18, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The Far Side, generals sitting around a table, "On the other hand, gentlemen, what if we have a war and EVERYBODY came?"
June 15, 2025 at 5:23 PM
I know Google's choices are very arbitrary but feel like they should've picked here too
The Cosplay Cement Company Kilns
June 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
The Far Side "Just jump, fool!...You don't have to go 'Boing, boing, boing!'"
May 20, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Reminds me of the guy from "Captain Electron" promotional comic
May 11, 2025 at 11:44 PM
HEY! I SAVED YOUR LIFE. THAT EGG SANDWICH COULD HAVE KILLED YOU BY CHOLESTEROL. "Homer the Great" S6E12
May 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM