🪲Grub (Kayleigh)🪱
@grub-girl.bsky.social
they/she 🦎 wildlife educator • bug enthusiast• dirt eater • creek stomper • fossil hunter 🐍 queer my dear 🌈
you could have kids and a husband or you could get drunk on a tuesday night and send emails to multiple animal clairvoyants to ask your dead snake if he loved you HOT GIRL SHIT
December 10, 2025 at 4:23 AM
you could have kids and a husband or you could get drunk on a tuesday night and send emails to multiple animal clairvoyants to ask your dead snake if he loved you HOT GIRL SHIT
“You gotta check marketplace that’s where the good shits at”
The good shit in the ozarks:
The good shit in the ozarks:
December 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
“You gotta check marketplace that’s where the good shits at”
The good shit in the ozarks:
The good shit in the ozarks:
he got sent to the boba factory they needed his eyes 😔🥀 ⚫️⚫️
November 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM
he got sent to the boba factory they needed his eyes 😔🥀 ⚫️⚫️
i wonder what my reptiles think when i remove them from their tanks for like an hour and they come back to all their shit rearranged and brand new furniture
November 24, 2025 at 6:25 AM
i wonder what my reptiles think when i remove them from their tanks for like an hour and they come back to all their shit rearranged and brand new furniture
why’s vrbo targeting me with ads for sex dungeons like this
November 21, 2025 at 5:12 AM
why’s vrbo targeting me with ads for sex dungeons like this
not now kitten daddy’s pissing blood
November 21, 2025 at 5:06 AM
not now kitten daddy’s pissing blood
daily affirmations: my corn casserole fucks and old people find me charming and likable because of it
November 18, 2025 at 5:33 AM
daily affirmations: my corn casserole fucks and old people find me charming and likable because of it
having violent thoughts towards my upstairs neighbors useless boyfriend that i can hear her fighting with through the walls every god damn night
November 14, 2025 at 5:12 AM
having violent thoughts towards my upstairs neighbors useless boyfriend that i can hear her fighting with through the walls every god damn night
old mans looking rather crinkled on this eve
November 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
old mans looking rather crinkled on this eve
whitening strips on, no bra at the aldi buying beans on this fall morning
November 7, 2025 at 5:20 PM
whitening strips on, no bra at the aldi buying beans on this fall morning
not to be a hater but elephants, dogs and monkeys are my top 3 least favorite animals and i am scared of them
November 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
not to be a hater but elephants, dogs and monkeys are my top 3 least favorite animals and i am scared of them
did a Halloween program at a nursing home today and there was a loose child running up and down the halls in a grim reaper costume
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 AM
did a Halloween program at a nursing home today and there was a loose child running up and down the halls in a grim reaper costume
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they love it when you’re cold and damp to the touch
they think it’s so sexy come get in my sleeping bag queen
(cowboy camping 2nite and it is raining)
they think it’s so sexy come get in my sleeping bag queen
(cowboy camping 2nite and it is raining)
October 25, 2025 at 4:45 AM
they love it when you’re cold and damp to the touch
they think it’s so sexy come get in my sleeping bag queen
(cowboy camping 2nite and it is raining)
they think it’s so sexy come get in my sleeping bag queen
(cowboy camping 2nite and it is raining)
my new job is i get paid and receive heath insurance to info dump on people about animals while holding/showing said animals
like all day
5 year old me would be over the moon just like 27 year old me is
like all day
5 year old me would be over the moon just like 27 year old me is
October 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
my new job is i get paid and receive heath insurance to info dump on people about animals while holding/showing said animals
like all day
5 year old me would be over the moon just like 27 year old me is
like all day
5 year old me would be over the moon just like 27 year old me is
if I twitch stream the one (1) video game I play (Planet Zoo) and use it as a platform to info dump about the animals and how zoos work and how to build realistic exhibits in game to an audience of probably 3 people weekly would you guys like that
October 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
if I twitch stream the one (1) video game I play (Planet Zoo) and use it as a platform to info dump about the animals and how zoos work and how to build realistic exhibits in game to an audience of probably 3 people weekly would you guys like that
we did it kids we start at the zoo in 2 weeks 🥲
GOT A SECOND INTERVIEW ITS WORKING FOLKS PLZ KEEP DOING WHAT YOURE DOING THIS WOULD BE MY DREAM COME TRUE 🥲
WE GOT AN INTERVIEW IN 2 WEEKS THANK U GAYS
October 14, 2025 at 5:42 PM
we did it kids we start at the zoo in 2 weeks 🥲
don’t you wish your girlfriend was dirty and offputting like me
October 2, 2025 at 4:48 AM
don’t you wish your girlfriend was dirty and offputting like me
eating muffins on the floor at 1am listening to Lana del Rey when I have to get up at 5
October 1, 2025 at 5:25 AM
eating muffins on the floor at 1am listening to Lana del Rey when I have to get up at 5
Blowing up the men’s room in my all-female office for feminism
September 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Blowing up the men’s room in my all-female office for feminism
obsessed with the Cursed Free Mason Couch Shaped Glittery Kleenex Box Cover I found at the thrift
September 28, 2025 at 7:16 PM
obsessed with the Cursed Free Mason Couch Shaped Glittery Kleenex Box Cover I found at the thrift