the only good thing about the Oscars was having Conan host it

no bigger tragedy than not having friends who can take good photos of you.

i really want to make French onion soup.

i like that most bathrooms have bidet now, but i still rarely use one because i don't trust the public who use them 😬

watching A Man on the Inside and it's making me want to live in a retirement home.

hello, world.