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The fact she named them house elves is crazy in hindsight. Like are there field elves too?
November 15, 2024 at 5:57 AM
The fact she named them house elves is crazy in hindsight. Like are there field elves too?
You call it pacing I call it Think Walking
November 19, 2024 at 8:27 PM
You call it pacing I call it Think Walking
5 and a half hours from now feels like a lifetime away
November 18, 2024 at 9:17 PM
5 and a half hours from now feels like a lifetime away
Big stretch from the young fella to start the day
November 18, 2024 at 4:06 PM
Big stretch from the young fella to start the day
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If I met a Bigfoot or a even a juvenile Sasquatch I would shoot it in the head
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 AM
If I met a Bigfoot or a even a juvenile Sasquatch I would shoot it in the head
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Film critic reviewing the NFL: Jalen Carter is a berserk nightmare, a behemoth-aspirant fever dream on crack, Kirby Smarts definitive pass rush acid trip
Draft analyst watching a movie: (replaying the same Goodfellas clip 4x, once in slow-mo) Look at what he does here… BAM! Wow
Draft analyst watching a movie: (replaying the same Goodfellas clip 4x, once in slow-mo) Look at what he does here… BAM! Wow
November 17, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Film critic reviewing the NFL: Jalen Carter is a berserk nightmare, a behemoth-aspirant fever dream on crack, Kirby Smarts definitive pass rush acid trip
Draft analyst watching a movie: (replaying the same Goodfellas clip 4x, once in slow-mo) Look at what he does here… BAM! Wow
Draft analyst watching a movie: (replaying the same Goodfellas clip 4x, once in slow-mo) Look at what he does here… BAM! Wow
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(doing improv at the fremen sietch) man, these guys are uptight. let's see if my spit take routine can lighten the mood
November 17, 2024 at 1:39 AM
(doing improv at the fremen sietch) man, these guys are uptight. let's see if my spit take routine can lighten the mood
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repost this if you hate israel
November 14, 2024 at 9:08 PM
repost this if you hate israel
I’ll fuckin follow anybody on here idgaf. Who am I to turn my nose up at anyone
November 17, 2024 at 12:24 AM
I’ll fuckin follow anybody on here idgaf. Who am I to turn my nose up at anyone
This shit rules. I have years worth of tweets I can repost on here and also get 0 likes on
November 16, 2024 at 11:56 PM
This shit rules. I have years worth of tweets I can repost on here and also get 0 likes on
How funny would it be if Elon were to Segura his body next time he jumps up to do that stupid x
November 16, 2024 at 11:56 PM
How funny would it be if Elon were to Segura his body next time he jumps up to do that stupid x
*to the tune of The Soprano’s theme*
Woke up this morning, sucked some dick and balls
Woke up this morning, sucked some dick and balls
November 16, 2024 at 11:52 PM
*to the tune of The Soprano’s theme*
Woke up this morning, sucked some dick and balls
Woke up this morning, sucked some dick and balls
Hey Jack, let us save our drafts on here please
November 16, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Hey Jack, let us save our drafts on here please
Not a chance that this is really Elon’s dad because I doubt his real dad would claim him in his social media bio lol
November 16, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Not a chance that this is really Elon’s dad because I doubt his real dad would claim him in his social media bio lol
Always felt like McGruff should’ve had a hat on to make his look more unique. With just a run of the mill trench coat, I often mistake him for other beloved detectives
November 16, 2024 at 7:30 PM
Always felt like McGruff should’ve had a hat on to make his look more unique. With just a run of the mill trench coat, I often mistake him for other beloved detectives
I would never let Jesus take the wheel. He’s never driven a car and I don’t need some daddy’s boy dipshit jacking up my insurance
November 16, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I would never let Jesus take the wheel. He’s never driven a car and I don’t need some daddy’s boy dipshit jacking up my insurance
Do any girls wanna come over and ignore me
November 16, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Do any girls wanna come over and ignore me
I forgot how to use a site like this that isn’t filled to the brim with Nazis and Rage Bait
November 16, 2024 at 7:17 PM
I forgot how to use a site like this that isn’t filled to the brim with Nazis and Rage Bait
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what about InterYellar and Matthew McConaughey has to travel through a wormhole to shoot his dog
July 28, 2023 at 1:22 AM
what about InterYellar and Matthew McConaughey has to travel through a wormhole to shoot his dog
a hotdog eating contest except there’s no time limit and it’s only me eating like 70 hotdogs over the course of 5 hours until someone is like “wow this is actually just sad at this point” then i struggle to wolf down another and everyone is like “dude just stop” but i don’t
November 16, 2024 at 1:57 AM
a hotdog eating contest except there’s no time limit and it’s only me eating like 70 hotdogs over the course of 5 hours until someone is like “wow this is actually just sad at this point” then i struggle to wolf down another and everyone is like “dude just stop” but i don’t
Mother of God twitter is terrible now I might have to switch here for good
February 26, 2024 at 3:32 AM
Mother of God twitter is terrible now I might have to switch here for good
Wankenstein and the monster can’t stop jacking his spooky meat
October 19, 2023 at 5:26 AM
Wankenstein and the monster can’t stop jacking his spooky meat