【throws baseball at the wall】

✦ LEAVE. GIM ALONE BITCH,

【trips over and destroys everything】

(not Ok)

✦︎〔His tail is gone, he sobs a little as he lays his head down.〕

✶ I'm kinda, a, mess...

✶ 55 BURGERS 55 FRIES 55 PIES 55

✶ Catti oomfIe HELP

✶ It, so, totally is, dude.

✶ I, know my way, around TVs, you, know!

✦︎〔He looks blankly forward.〕

✶ If, ya need, my help, just, say it out loud!

✶ Of, course, I am! 𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘃𝗲 𝗧𝗩! Shame, it ain't, used, as much, but still! Thousands, of folk, use it. All, day too!

✦︎〔He smiles too, fixing his glasses with his tail.〕

✶ We, really, need to, get you patched up... If, you want!

✶ Maybe, you ended, up, in the wrong, hands, mane! Doesn't mean, you're, not fun!

✦︎〔He slithers up the TV, wrapping around their shoulder.〕

✶ I'm, having fun, talking to, you, about, this! You just, need to find the, right person!