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Snarky Barky Bitch in Alaska
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Warning: I cuss, get the fuck over it.
If you need a notary you can text me at 907-831-1896 or alaskamobilenotaryservices.com to book an appointment
We now cover Anchorage, Kenai Peninsula, Juneau, and Fairbanks.
Wow
November 10, 2025 at 2:51 PM
we pinky promise that we will extend this. No they said we’ll do a vote which you know that vote will fail. I hope everybody fucking notices this, but they definitely will. Once their healthcare insurance goes sky high.

WE NEED A REVOLUTION. THE 10 DEMOCRATS THAT ARE AGREEING TO THIS SHIT.
November 10, 2025 at 3:56 AM
October 19, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Hahahahha fuck you anchorage businesses. I have saved everything code given so a girl can pee!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 15, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Yay! Shoogie mad e it to dad!
September 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Just a handsome little shoogie with his daddy. My son-in-law and Shug.
September 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Oh my sweet sugar he said we’re all the family!!

We went down and saw his dad while he’s working in the sewer and went on a cruise I don’t know why I thought that was a smart idea to take two kids on a six hour boat ride, but it happened🤣🤣
September 26, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Oh for sure. My mom has a lot of trauma in her past and she hordes and I have a lot of trauma as well and PTSD from domestic violence so I always have to watch myself to not hoard. Everything has a place on the shelf, but you see how close I get to keeping too much? 🤣🤦‍♀️
September 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
August 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Hell yeah!
August 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I just noticed how cool my watches and where it shows the earth and it shows where I’m at on the Earth. It’s pretty cool.
I couldn’t see it cause I’m freaking blinds. I’ve decided to take a photo of it.
And now I think it’s even more cool to see where I’m at on the globe
August 22, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Whoever you are, I love you. We’ve got some true haters up in here.
Badass bitches.
August 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Dude. I’ve got a clinger.
He wants in my pants SO BAD
It’s so obvious he said as much and I’m like dude I’m a grandma bro. You’re younger than my youngest child and that is fucking strange dude.
I’m glad I didn’t talk to him too much and tell him that my husband was younger than me because
August 18, 2025 at 12:35 PM
I cannot believe we allowed Putin to come here. I’m just hoping we Alaska make it out unscathed.
August 15, 2025 at 1:22 PM
August 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Isn’t this not weird and we had RFK here now? We have these two meeting in Alaska as well what TF.
August 8, 2025 at 10:23 PM
 hi ran over my scooter. I didn’t see it and I backed over it. I rely on this thing so much I fell down in tears!!
Like today my foot hurts so bad if I had to go and walk all the way to the back of these hospitals to do Notaries I didn’t have my scooter. I couldn’t do it.
August 7, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I want to be THAT RELAXED….😎
August 5, 2025 at 3:24 PM
August 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
NEVER HAVE I SEEN THESE KINDS OF SHIPPING PRICES

AND IT’S BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING TARIFFS $35 TO SEND ONE SKINNY LITTLE FUCKING SUNSHADE. HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND AND FUCKING TRUMP HAS BEEN BOASTING ABOUT THIS SHIT IT’S A ATTACK ON US YOU DUMB FUCK
August 2, 2025 at 7:36 AM
This is Amir. Skin and bones. He bought 12 km because of the IDF. He finally got to the distribution site. Everybody had already grabbed everything. He was picking noodles up off the ground putting them into a bag and a backpack. It’s around eight years old by himself. This guy said
July 31, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Damn, I found my ride. They’re coming to get me off to the heavens bitches!!!!!!!
July 27, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Hawaii baby!
July 24, 2025 at 10:47 PM
We are the fucking German people in the middle of the holocaust. We are them. People are starving and we’re sitting here with fucking watching shit on TV like it’s just another fucking day. God, this is gut wrenching. 17,000 children are officially at the end of their life from starvation….
July 22, 2025 at 3:24 AM