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· Apr 16
Pro tip:
Do it perfectly.
Do it perfectly.
Cool Mint™ to cold?
Rinse with warm water.
Rinse with warm water.
November 22, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Cool Mint™ to cold?
Rinse with warm water.
Rinse with warm water.
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If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
October 31, 2025 at 6:08 AM
If you see this, post a vampire that isn’t Dracula.
My phone has too many buttons! And they keep changing!
October 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
My phone has too many buttons! And they keep changing!
I have worked for tech companies that are clearly just boys with money. All show, no substance. How their hair looked was more important than improving anything.
The word that keeps running through my head about this administration (among others) is "adolescent." These are people with a little boy's idea of what sounds manly.
Stephen Miller: "All that bullshit is done, over, it's finished. The gangbangers you deal with- they think they're ruthless? They have no idea how ruthless we are. They think they're tough? They have no idea how tough we are. They think they're hardcore? We are so much more hardcore than they are"
October 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I have worked for tech companies that are clearly just boys with money. All show, no substance. How their hair looked was more important than improving anything.
If I was dating a member of the flight crew, while leaving the plane, we’d lock arms, I’d say, “Sorry boys. This one’s taken!”, then we’d sashay down the jet bridge.
September 27, 2025 at 12:45 AM
If I was dating a member of the flight crew, while leaving the plane, we’d lock arms, I’d say, “Sorry boys. This one’s taken!”, then we’d sashay down the jet bridge.
This 5 year old comedy video starts by talking about the irl police violence during BLM in 2020. It’s depressing.
But then somehow the show was able to turn around bring the funny.
I’ve been working my way through all the live streams this year.
For some reason I’ve needed it. ❤️
#GLTS
But then somehow the show was able to turn around bring the funny.
I’ve been working my way through all the live streams this year.
For some reason I’ve needed it. ❤️
#GLTS
September 26, 2025 at 1:34 AM
This 5 year old comedy video starts by talking about the irl police violence during BLM in 2020. It’s depressing.
But then somehow the show was able to turn around bring the funny.
I’ve been working my way through all the live streams this year.
For some reason I’ve needed it. ❤️
#GLTS
But then somehow the show was able to turn around bring the funny.
I’ve been working my way through all the live streams this year.
For some reason I’ve needed it. ❤️
#GLTS
Share your favorite black and white movie.
September 24, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Share your favorite black and white movie.
Time for a #stikeforcefive production company. YouTube, or better yet, host your own content. Say exactly what you want. Grass roots this.
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Time for a #stikeforcefive production company. YouTube, or better yet, host your own content. Say exactly what you want. Grass roots this.
They should reboot this show. Absolutely no changes, but with adults.
#WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenDandiego
#WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenDandiego
September 14, 2025 at 4:36 AM
They should reboot this show. Absolutely no changes, but with adults.
#WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenDandiego
#WhereInTheWorldIsCarmenDandiego
It’s crazy that humans like making porn for other humans.
It’s like just saying, “Pretty cool, right?!”
It’s like just saying, “Pretty cool, right?!”
September 7, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It’s crazy that humans like making porn for other humans.
It’s like just saying, “Pretty cool, right?!”
It’s like just saying, “Pretty cool, right?!”
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
I ain’t the tarpest shool in the ted.
August 23, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I ain’t the tarpest shool in the ted.
Can I just go ahead and donate my body to science now?
August 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Can I just go ahead and donate my body to science now?
New Naked Gun is really good!
The trailer did not serve it well.
The trailer did not serve it well.
August 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
New Naked Gun is really good!
The trailer did not serve it well.
The trailer did not serve it well.
We live in a great time and everything sucks.
July 27, 2025 at 3:37 AM
We live in a great time and everything sucks.
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When your phone has more charge than yourself.
July 24, 2025 at 12:05 AM
When your phone has more charge than yourself.
These days, Scam Likely is the only person who calls me.
July 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
These days, Scam Likely is the only person who calls me.
ELECTROLYTES have the best name.
July 13, 2025 at 6:39 AM
ELECTROLYTES have the best name.
If we flood the internet with specific bad information, AI will always believe it to be true.
A simple sentence like, “Madonna’s birth name was Stewart.”
A simple sentence like, “Madonna’s birth name was Stewart.”
July 10, 2025 at 3:33 PM
If we flood the internet with specific bad information, AI will always believe it to be true.
A simple sentence like, “Madonna’s birth name was Stewart.”
A simple sentence like, “Madonna’s birth name was Stewart.”
There’s probably some dummy named Francis France who lives in France.
July 9, 2025 at 2:42 AM
There’s probably some dummy named Francis France who lives in France.
I’d wink at myself in the TENET switch room.
July 5, 2025 at 1:57 AM
I’d wink at myself in the TENET switch room.