it cleans your dishes and dries
but you musntnt put in a sharp knife
wooden things, skillets
the washer will kill it
and you’ll see a grown man cry

Out of colter wall, sturgill simpson, and tyler childers, who is gaslight who is gatekeep and who is girlboss

dolly parton i love you

start putting rat piss in your joints. thank me later

Date: so what are your hobbies

Me: (not wanting to reveal im a great cook and i enjoy it immensely) uhhhh i make racist king of the hill youtube poops

baker nevada is a minecraft village to me

oh no… my village is being raided by orcs….. hope i dont get captured and then become the designated bukkake faggot

I love rats

does anyone know how to figure out if you have invite codes

easting a lot of ginger lately which is good for your digestion and i have been noticing that it helps my digestion but not in the way i expected. I thought i would stop having violent farts and loose apocalyptic fiery shits all the time but actually i still have those minus the cramps

the legend of icarus is intended to warn us of the dangers of thinking we can get a parking spot close to the store entrance and then getting stuck in the traffic at the front of a grocery store parking lot

need pussy from a guy who’s had an abortion

how do i make my pits smell like im the type of bitch who thinks 9/11 is funny

vihart served so much cunt math mother pussy slay

carly rae jepsen