"sir we have discovered your vehicle has developed a fear of spiders, and there's a gnome squatting inside your engine. next time you come back we gotta replace all the car's bones and organs, as well as brush its teeth."

"i just want an oil change sir"

"that'll be 100 million billion dollars"

[i am a real person and i am over 20, but i would not like to comment on the posts i interact with here]