I am absolutely biased towards telling them to go fuck themselves because our kids both went to school across the country and came home for Christmas but relied on invitations from friends for Thanksgiving.

He had a heart attack while running for President. He literally DID keel over. Then there was that time he hit his head on the shower door. It yeah … picture of health. 🙄

Alternate headline: White woman wonders if Black traditions are valid and important even if her white family doesn’t understand them. 🙄

How is she doing more work? I’m pretty sure he’s been impeached twice already. 🤷🏼‍♀️

And they impeached him twice already. Claiming this is a new, radical idea is either incredibly naive or just a performative stunt to shit on Democrats who have been doing the hard work.

Democrats impeached him twice. At this point either she’s an idiot or a performative show boater. 🤷🏼‍♀️

Because nobody ever thought of that before. 🙄 Dude … he’s been impeached twice but it takes 2/3 in the Senate to convict. But I bet you know that (I hope you know that.) You just want to shit on Democrats who’ve been doing the work.

They have their Qatar patronage in common?

It’s that DSA to MAGA pipeline (see Bernie Sanders dead enders and the pro Hamas agitators who said Trump would be better for Gaza.) Then of course, I’m sure they have that Qatar patronage in common. 🤷🏼‍♀️

They both promised free ice cream and pony rides.

Or maybe they just bonded over both being funded by Qatar. 🤷🏼‍♀️

They’re 5-5. They’re not even sniffing the Super Bowl this year.

the funny laugh lady would not have turned the us coast guard into her own personal nazi boat party

but at least gaza is free

thanks again #uncommitted

Spitting image of Melanoma’s dad.