Grottan
@grottan.bsky.social
Let your anger be as a monkey in a piñata... hiding amongst the candy... hoping the kids don't break through with the stick!
Yellowstone Park has a bridge named Fishing Bridge that it's illegal to fish from.
November 28, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Yellowstone Park has a bridge named Fishing Bridge that it's illegal to fish from.
That looks 1000% better than a Texas Senator's brisket.
November 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
That looks 1000% better than a Texas Senator's brisket.
You must be special to know more than everyone else... I tried to Image search it but all I got back were articles about Trump... or maybe you just want to piss and moan about something that you misinterpreted and don't have the gumption to admit you got this wrong....
November 27, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You must be special to know more than everyone else... I tried to Image search it but all I got back were articles about Trump... or maybe you just want to piss and moan about something that you misinterpreted and don't have the gumption to admit you got this wrong....
100% true. The only thing that I haven't gotten much control over is the ads. Everything else, it's pretty easy to cultivate what kind of things you want to see. If you are stuck regularly watching things you don't want to see, it's because you engaged with that somehow.
November 25, 2025 at 6:19 AM
100% true. The only thing that I haven't gotten much control over is the ads. Everything else, it's pretty easy to cultivate what kind of things you want to see. If you are stuck regularly watching things you don't want to see, it's because you engaged with that somehow.
Fox news has/had their own streaming service. The big story they were pushing to sell it was an investigation in aliens mutilating cattle.
November 21, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Fox news has/had their own streaming service. The big story they were pushing to sell it was an investigation in aliens mutilating cattle.
I don't know if you are a bot, crazy, or troll... or what... But I have no more time to deal with someone not connected to reality.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 AM
I don't know if you are a bot, crazy, or troll... or what... But I have no more time to deal with someone not connected to reality.
How about asking Vienna Beef about hot dogs and asking Pope Leo about religious questions?
November 18, 2025 at 4:57 AM
How about asking Vienna Beef about hot dogs and asking Pope Leo about religious questions?
Except they do exist in some MREs. I've had them. They are not that great but not super terrible
November 11, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Except they do exist in some MREs. I've had them. They are not that great but not super terrible
Hey, my son met his girlfriend there. Here she is
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Hey, my son met his girlfriend there. Here she is
You know, I was think it was him too but something made me look it up. Turns out it's Carmen Argenziano instead. He played Carter on Stargate SG1
November 8, 2025 at 2:47 AM
You know, I was think it was him too but something made me look it up. Turns out it's Carmen Argenziano instead. He played Carter on Stargate SG1
At least a few of the founding fathers believed the same. The idea that the document was something to be revered as something holy and sacred would have terrified them
November 7, 2025 at 3:07 AM
At least a few of the founding fathers believed the same. The idea that the document was something to be revered as something holy and sacred would have terrified them
Something I made a couple of weeks ago
November 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Something I made a couple of weeks ago
My son with a spotted gar he caught while bass fishing in Texas. After we got off the water I looked it up and it very likely would have been a BOW record for the species. Just never thought to measure it. It was released a few seconds after this photo.
November 5, 2025 at 9:15 PM
My son with a spotted gar he caught while bass fishing in Texas. After we got off the water I looked it up and it very likely would have been a BOW record for the species. Just never thought to measure it. It was released a few seconds after this photo.
Can't forget this Thanksgiving classic
November 3, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Can't forget this Thanksgiving classic
They follow "Republican Jesus"
October 29, 2025 at 6:12 AM
They follow "Republican Jesus"
He told us he was gonna do it one day...
October 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
He told us he was gonna do it one day...
Dinosaurs are big enough that you could probably manually probe them...
October 28, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Dinosaurs are big enough that you could probably manually probe them...
To add a twist, I'm going with 2 character actors. Dick Miller was the perfect "Outspoken Nosey Neighbor" and whenever Al Leong showed up on screen, you knew there was about to be a throw down. Al wasn't just a henchmen, he was THE Henchman
October 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
To add a twist, I'm going with 2 character actors. Dick Miller was the perfect "Outspoken Nosey Neighbor" and whenever Al Leong showed up on screen, you knew there was about to be a throw down. Al wasn't just a henchmen, he was THE Henchman
I'm watching 1997's HBO Spawn because it feels right.... punishment for evil and stuff
October 17, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I'm watching 1997's HBO Spawn because it feels right.... punishment for evil and stuff
He actually believes the AI "pictures" of him is what he looks like. He got super mad about this portrait too, saying it looked nothing like him. He really has no idea what he actually looks like.
October 15, 2025 at 3:57 AM
He actually believes the AI "pictures" of him is what he looks like. He got super mad about this portrait too, saying it looked nothing like him. He really has no idea what he actually looks like.
Kind of spin off on Blackstone's Ratio which was a principal held in high esteem by the Founding Fathers
October 6, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Kind of spin off on Blackstone's Ratio which was a principal held in high esteem by the Founding Fathers