okay so basically i want a dilf type bangmaid 😔😔😔😔
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grotesqueshit.bsky.social
okay so basically i want a dilf type bangmaid 😔😔😔😔
@grotesqueshit.bsky.social
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20 y/o dom top. 18+ account. after reading or jerkin, go donate to gazafunds. com (idk if i can put links in bio)
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grotesqueshit.bsky.social
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP LMFAOOOOOO. i mean, was ahx not the most nuclear twink death of all time?
two pics back and forth of edward norton (keep in mind that these were taken within less than a year of each other). the left is him in primal fear, where he's a pretty boy with a light brown flippy fring, very 90s, and wearing a beige prison uniform (because in this film, he's playing a homicidal altar boy). the right is him in american history x playing a homicidal neo-nazi. he's bald, has a goatee, and is wearing a black prison uniform this time. he also looks more wrinkled for some reason??
July 22, 2025 at 4:05 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
what daryl dixon stans and norman retard stans as a whole look like honestly
a pic of a pale woman with dark wavy hair wearing a tight orange short sleeved maxi dress digging up between her asscrack with the text "yeah, i have a type. she the type to dig up in her ass a lil bit" next to it
June 15, 2025 at 1:49 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
when you're disabled but you're not a pro athlete or child prodigy or whatever the fuck so you're useless, can't get laid, and probably will be euthanized
April 17, 2025 at 7:03 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
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a picture of edward norton (a white guy with dark brown slicked back hair and a goatee posing awkwardly wearing a grey pinstripe blazer, a black v-neck t-shirt, and jeans) with a suspicious wet spot on his crotch with the text "i love you.... but i've chosen piss" in yellow font with a black stroke overlaid on top.
April 5, 2025 at 12:30 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
hollywood nowadays
an edited meme where edward norton posts on twitter "remember in school they had kids separated. honors classes, regular classes, and slow class.... see the problem wit twitter is they got us all on here togethr and we not supposed to be" followed by a retweet of norman reedus saying "the WHEELS on the BUS go ROUND n ROUND" followed by a huge amount of crying emojis
February 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
me with colin farrell for no actual reason
a screenshot of two youtube comments. one says "he actually turned his life around" followed by "thats a shame i hope he relapses and dies. right now"
January 27, 2025 at 6:19 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
a picture of edward norton from a magazine showing him walking away from the camera wearing a black shirt, dark pants, and black shoes with the text "ed norton just wants it perfect" beside him a meme of a male silhouette wearing a hoodie and pants walking away circled in red with the text "where is he going. come back" written in papyrus font
January 23, 2025 at 7:04 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
me sharing the new middle aged man i goon to now
discord screenshot of the text "how bad is he"
January 20, 2025 at 8:14 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
he needs his ketamine
no face from twisted metal black (a close-up image of a bald guy with disorted features. his eyes and mouth are stiched shut with redness and wrinkles around them, and he's wearing a dirty button up shirt and dark blue blazer).
January 20, 2025 at 11:33 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
as the connoisseur of dilf shitposting, i cometh with a new addition. an edward norton shitpost. yes i know the pic is weird it's the only one that i could find of him looking watery-eyed. also look up the gianni matragano version of this because it sounds just like eddy
a pic of edward norton (white guy with a buzzcut and facial hair) looking teary-eyed with the overlay of a scroll with "f-fuck you. i'm a princess. fuck you i deserve to be treated like royalty i'm special and great and i hereby banish you from my kingdom for eternity" written on it in a scroll
January 18, 2025 at 7:23 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
i realize most people think he looks like a pathetic geek which he does but also he was doing this shit in primal fear which was his first big role at like 26 years old so he's been making his face look scary as fuck for decades by now
a blue tinged pic of edward norton (a white guy with brown hair swept to the side, a long face with a pointed chin, a large nose, and thin lips wearing a white t-shirt) in primal fear rolling his eyes back into his head in a really creepy, ominous way. his hand is also raised in front of him like he's holding something.
January 17, 2025 at 8:32 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
may this new year bring lots of old man bussy and middle-aged men with huge tits acting like porno milfs
leonardo dicaprio (white man with blond slicked back hair) in the great gatsby wearing a suit and raising a glass (to say cheers) while surrounded by fireworks.
January 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
enough. you're going in the crib.
pic of mads mikkelsen (a white guy with slicked back hair) as hannibal lecter wearing a suit. it's the same pic used in the "enough, you're going in the soup" meme.
December 29, 2024 at 4:19 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
forgive me if my translation is bad but i think mi3 was his fattest moment. he said this was at the peak of his alcoholism so he had a pretty prominent beer belly. sorry for the english </3
simon pegg in mission impossible 3 (fat white guy with a blond buzzcut and short facial hair) simon pegg in mission impossible 3 (fat white guy with a blond buzzcut and short facial hair)
December 28, 2024 at 11:26 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
chrimas is coming
a pic of a man in a plastic black bin bag tied up with silver duct tape and red ribbon surrounded by gifts under the christmas tree with the caption "i hope it's simon pegg" a pic of a man in a plastic black bin bag tied up with silver duct tape and red ribbon surrounded by gifts under the christmas tree with the caption "i hope it's walton goggins"
December 21, 2024 at 5:17 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
an edited tweet from @weirdassfishes that says "me at the pearly gates: heyyyy god god: hey girl so look it's really straightforward the one rule is you can never have read a fanfiction where daryl dixon is an adult baby that's literally it me: ok listen *woman facepalming emoji*"
December 17, 2024 at 5:52 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
norman reedus is also going to be in that john wicky spinoff and he too MUST PAY. im bringing this out again
a screenshot of a pink facebook post with the text edited to say "that one actor thats just gotta go. god hes ready. god take him please god" (based on the meme of "that one coworker thats just gotta go").
November 30, 2024 at 6:43 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
simon pegg circa 2011 is about the twinkiest a guy can get before i start getting scared
a pic of simon pegg (a middle aged? white man with no facial hair and a blond buzzcut) from mission impossible 4 (yes i tracked down the exact slop movie appreciate this) sitting in a car with a desert background showing through the window. he is sticking the leg of a pair of black sunglasses in his mouth while winking.
November 24, 2024 at 5:47 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
to be honest, this is how i feel looking at recent pictures of simon pegg.
a pic of a hamster with tearful eyes with the text "my hamster is always on the verge of tears, how do i comfort him"
November 16, 2024 at 1:51 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
i've got more.
a tweet from arkjascntodd edited to say "whore. whore. whore". i chant in the mirror, and he appears behind me. norman reedus a black and white picture of a man holding up a sign that says "too ugly to prostitute" with a pic of norman reedus looking sad overlaid over the man's head the meme of "i've considered. having sex with you twice" and then a brad pitt caricature edited to have a horrible caricature of daryl dixon/norman reedus instead an edited snapchat dm with "norman" in blue and "me" in red. the first message in blue says "mood but i needa dude." the red message says "whatchu lookn like *eyes looking emoji*" norman in blue says "ugly" and sends a pic of norman reedus (a greasy looking white guy with brown hair). the red message responds with "yu wasn't lyin *laughing while crying emoji* *tilted laughing while crying emoji*"
November 16, 2024 at 1:49 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
fuck it
1 like = 1 very specific fetish/kink/turn on
November 15, 2024 at 7:58 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
THANK YOUUUUUUUUUU I'M SO FLATTERED <33333333333 it's based on this iconic image
a whisper confession of the text "when they say they're a twink, but their pic looks like walton goggins" overtop of a pic of a balding old white man reading a newspaper and wearing a beige sheriff's uniform looking offscreen with a look of disappointment and confusion
November 12, 2024 at 10:45 PM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
my bdsm test results
bdsm test: 100% owner, 100% daddy/mommy, 95% voyeur, 93% degrader, 88% rigger, 80% sadist, 70% non-monogamist, 69% brat tamer, 53% primal (hunter), 51% exhibitionist, 49% experimentalist, 28% vanilla, 14% ageplayer, 0% brat, 0% degradee, 0% boy/girl, 0% masochist, 0% pet, 0% primal (prey), 0% rope bunny, 0% slave, 0% submissive, 0% switch
November 11, 2024 at 3:58 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
love pinterest
screenshot of black text on a white background saying "what's up next, if a dilf gets pregnant? create a new pin"
November 2, 2024 at 1:16 AM
grotesqueshit.bsky.social
i've got more
a pic of daryl from that shitty spinoff wearing a black coat with a speech bubble above him so that it looks like he's saying "don't take my diaper off, just move it aside." an edited tweet where someone posts a pic of norman reedus with the caption "he looks 15 *heart eye emoji*" while another person quote retweets it and adds "in dog years" a pic of norman reedus sitting with his hands placed between his legs as he leans over while wearing a black shirt, black baseball cap, and jeans with the caption "why is he always sitting around like that. get a job please" a pic of young norman reedus next to current norman reedus with the caption "this twinkdeath shit serious"
October 31, 2024 at 1:33 AM