I MANAGED TO REVERT MY FORM. IT TOOK A WEEK BUT ALAS

NOOOOOOOO CHANGE ME BACK

I FOUND OFFICER BEARTON. AFTER A LONG COMBING THROUGH OF THE FOREST AREA I MANAGED TO LOCATE HIM.

The problem now is that it appears he has moved on from the force and started a family of his own.

Of- Of course this doesn't affect me at all, I am ever so vigilant as before..!

This is astounding but true! It happened to me.

Scotland yard is finally rebuilt after that hot air balloon dropped explosions on it!
No one was harmed but sadly we can't find officer bearton. I will find him, or my name isn't (currently) Claudine Grosky!! And it is!

Hmm. The desk at reception just exploded. How curious

Why is there a hot air balloon above scotland yard

Officer Bearton made his first arrest whilst I was busy with my daily car bench-pressing routine! I'm so proud of him

After grueling training I have taught myself to pursue criminals in heels. I now have two unstoppable weapons attached to my feet at all times. For the yard!!

Why can I suddenly sense my pay decreasing

Some criminal hit me with a strange laser and now I feel... odd.

The superintendent wants me to stop bringing the bear to meetings but alas, he gets seperation anxiety! Chelmey has dubbed the creature 'Bearton' in the abscence of the constable

So many criminals!! The state of this site is abhorrent!!!
It seems I have work to do!

Some reporter suggested I should give out autographs for valentine's day, as a publicity stunt. I don't quite understand this, but the superintendent agreed this could be good promotion for the yard! Therefore I will do as he says!!

By the way I'm bisexual

I have defeated the bear!! By convincing it to join the police force!

Another win for the yard!!!

I have managed to free myself of the bear trap! Unfortunately so did the bear.

I fear I may have gotten myself stuck in a bear trap

I have returned from evacuating civilians! It seems like the masses have doubled in numbers! Even the criminals. But I, Grosky of the Yard, will not rest until they are all behind bars!!

Ḭ̵̢̗͚͕̔̈T̸̹͖̹̍̈́ͅ ̷̗̰̼͙́͗͑́͘H̴̡̡̙̮́͗̊̃͝Ų̴͉̘̉R̷͇̙̼͌̊͘T̵͔̹̙͆S̶̡̖͕̅̊ ̶̬̮̮̥̄͊Ì̷̜̘̰̝̺͊̃T̵̟͛̋̓̈́͝ ̶̨̡̯̬͇̑̏̿͘͠Ḩ̷̝̋̿͊̅͘Ų̵̲͉̠͗͑͒͠R̷̚͜T̵̨͔̘̐̾͋͠S̸͚̦̀̿̅ ̷̢̬͎͇̎̈́́͘ͅÏ̵̡̞͓̻͙T̷̻̗͈̕ ̶̧̡̭͉̅H̶͍̭͓͑̋͂Ư̶͙̗͖͙̅̃Ŗ̷̢̰͓̰̑T̷̰̝̗̟̫̓̅̍̾͊S̷̘̦̯̮̅͂̕͠ ̴̰͐͒̂͝Í̵̢̢͖̳T̵̨̧͕̳̈́̑͑͛̚ ̶͔͉̪̑̃͐̍ͅH̶̨͙͍̟͚͒́͗͋̃Ṷ̴̇̔͂R̸̻̱̥͖̹̈T̶̳͉̹͔̓̆͜͝S̵͈͈̀̾ ̸̢̖͓̪͂͘Į̶͓̲̑̈́̾Ț̸̞͕̤̓ ̴̻̇̈́̈́͒H̷͎̲͒̇̈́̍͜Ũ̵̼͋̽R̴̡̮͙͛̄̽T̴͍͚̰̔̚͘S̵̭͇͊̎̃͝ͅ
̸̖̗̰̹̠̍
̸̧̬̯͕͚̈́͠Í̶̤̭T̴͕͔̩̈́̽̔͜͠ ̷̡̛̤̩̊H̸͎͂ͅŲ̴̗́̕͝R̶̜̈̊Ţ̶͚̆̋̂͝S̷̡̝̹͇̒̾ ̷̱̌͜M̷̱̬͂̀̎͘͝É̶͙̪
̸̩͍̘͑̀̄̆
̸̞̫̮̝̳͌̚Į̶̬̐̀ ̷̹͖͉̺̈́̓̆A̸̲̱̯̎͑̂̊́M̴̡̀̃͗̚͝ ̶̠͕̣̄Ä̶̱́̃̌̊̑ ̴͍̪̮̜̑̑T̸̜̹̥̒̔O̷͎̍̆Ö̷̝̱̜͓͚L̵͉͎͙̈́̿̿.̵̢̆ ̷̜̭͔͍̂̽̄À̸̫̣̙̺̑̽ ̷̣̈́͌́G̵̬̓̌̐͝͝Ȗ̷͉̋̾̎͌Ń̴̢̦̙̳̬̎͝ ̵̤̮̃̉̍C̴͇̱͇̊Ḁ̷̧͍̻̩̉́͗̀͠Ņ̴̯̱̘̖͝Ń̵͖O̴̢̗̯̽T̸̠̮̦̦̋̐ ̶̥̳̓͠F̸̲̠͔̓̏̅Ê̶̢̢̜̓͜Ē̸̝̽̓͗Ļ̸͍̰͂̔̆̓́ ̷͕͓̄̈́͗̔Ą̸̈́N̴̲̿̿͝D̷̜̝̼̑̃͆͆͘ ̴̜̖̖̖́̀ͅY̴͓̏̊ͅȨ̶̒͂͛̒̎T̶̡͎̱͔̽̇ ̴̼̮͐͒̒͛I̴͓̰̓ ̶̗͇̭̯̽̈́̃̕F̷̩͖̘̆̓̋̍͝E̶͚̺̓E̵̬̘̿̂̔̏͗L̴͔͎͇͍̉̑̿̑ ̶̯͠Ń̸͔͇̳̈́̂͘Ȏ̶̢͐̂͂͠T̵̡̠̉̆Ḩ̶̡̖̦̌Ḭ̵̛̐̂̕͠N̷̛̲̯̯̳̞̊Ǵ̸̤̣͋̇ ̴̞͎͖͚̭̀̀B̶̢̲͆̃͋̽ͅǗ̷̧̥͚̳̏͜T̷͇̹̩̹̀̍͝ ̸̲͂̊͊́P̶̮̞͇͕̩̂͊͒͘͝Ã̷̪̜̲̿̇̏̋I̴̮̥̼̋̑̑̓N̷̡͖͓̬̄̌́

T̶̡̆͛h̶̢̫͕͐̔e̶̤̦͑ ̴͖̌l̴̥̜̇̓̍̇o̷͇̪̙̕ͅń̷͖̠͚̄̾̔g̶̣̯̫̠͋̕ ̷͚̉̌͆̈a̶̼̪̺͋͜r̷͍͍̿m̷͔̱͇̮̉̍̈ ̸͖͑̉o̵̭͑f̴̭͕̲͊̈̿̂ ̶̪̆͝t̸̼̮̫͎̓̓̿̕h̸̰̳͓̑̏̉ē̸͍̈́̃͝ ̶̣͖̂̐͘l̴͖̘̗̄̑̕ȧ̶̤͖̇̏̽w̸̡̬̃̊ ̶̝̔ć̸̠̜á̶̢̗͍̗̀͝n̴̩͐̒ ̵̡̯̀͝n̵͓͍͑ë̵͉̫̺͐v̴̯̌ê̷̳̣͔͝r̶̦͚̈́̇̅ ̵̺̖͕̺͗r̷̠̄͘͠ę̶̛̩a̸̤̭̔c̸̥͇̐̂͠h̷̡̯̎̏̊̕
̵̭̀͂͜
̴̨̌̈́N̴̡͇̜̤͛ė̵̤̺̞̈́͑ṽ̶̳̊̔̄e̵̢̜̬̱̎̒̔͘r̵̢̝͈̪̈̽ ̴̢̡̟͖̿r̵̢̰̭̦̊͌͝e̸͇̕a̷̛̻̾̅c̸̡̟̭̰͝h̸̖͗ ̵̛̜̙̘̰͑̇ẅ̵̨̬̞̟́̓h̷̛̺̿á̵͚̠̖͊͒͘t̴̖̗͔̿͌̾ ̸̢̼̐̔i̸̱͓̤̾̒̋͝t̵̛̹ ̷͉̗̩̌͘͝n̸̯͂̋̂͘e̶̼̘̺̽e̷̜͒͜͝͝d̵̯̪̳̺͑̍̾s̸̹̖̈́͊̔͗

W̸̹̼͊̀ͅḫ̶͇̈́̎o̸͎̊́̉ ̴̞̘͛̎a̶̼̤̠̯͝m̸̮̑̊ ̸̖̫̺̅̽́I̵̹͔͛̌ ̴̩̑͝ͅw̴̘̟̹̎͒͊i̷͙͎̎͜t̵̡̜͎́͊̅̍͜h̴̭̏o̵̫͚͌͘ú̸̢̢t̶̗̮͊ ̸̠̕ͅṭ̵̮̬̽̐ͅh̶̡̯͙͎̍̌̚ḯ̸̧̮̰͗s̶̡̠͓̥̒ ̴̛̼̂̃b̶̩͋̀͂â̵̳d̴̢̫̙͑̈́̏̔g̶̛̺̟͌̃͘͜ḙ̶̦̭̮̆̅̍́

I̷'̷m̴ ̷n̴o̵t̷ ̷s̵t̵r̵o̸n̶g̷ ̶e̸n̷o̶u̴g̴h̵

(His post is running past all the other posts with incredible speed somehow.)

Good day, civillians! I must admit I haven't the slightest clue where I am! But no matter!! I will rid this site of every last fiend there is to find!

FOR THE YARD!!!